Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
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Top comments
thelinlinx3 10
Sometimes pussy is better than dick anyway ;P
yodas0da 12
dating a large number of people isn't necessarily something to be proud of. quality over quantity(:
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Comments (190)
leadawg75 12
Not sure if has a lot of cats and dated lots of men or has very little cats and dated almost no men. Because, this could potentially no be as bad as it sounds.
gmc_blossom 21
The number of people I've dated is equal to how many dogs I own. I don't own any dogs.
BenTaz 7
So you've had more pussy than dick.
PhannyPack09 8
I have three cats, one of which my ex boyfriend gave me... If that counts. I've only had two boyfriends. It's all about quality! P.S. yes my profile pic is one of my cats :)
love_me_electric 20
I've only had one boyfriend and at one point I had 9 cats (one of them had a litter of kittens), so I don't see the FML honestly.
sweethang26 7
Oh, so you have one cat? haha kidding....
Derpylicious 3
If this bothers you stop getting cats and focus more of you attention on your love life.
artiststatement 21
I hope the punch line here is that you're actually a lesbian.
TheSithAssassin 15
For all I know that can be 2. That could be normal depending on your situation.
kay71095 9
So you have 1 cat?