Love, Cats Animals Never enough

Never enough

crazycatlady - - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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Anonymous - 18/10/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML

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Good boy, best boy

Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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Cats > Humans

LittleRed79 - 03/11/2016 04:49 - Canada

Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML

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CatLover<3 - 18/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Cibolo

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

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Sick move, bro

jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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Anonymous - 11/05/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

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Anonymous - 29/06/2014 00:09 - United States - Green Bay

Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML

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Manchild

beeee - 26/07/2010 04:03 - Australia

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML

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Anonymous - 04/01/2016 15:14 - United States - Dalton

Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML

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Take what you can get

Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

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Monday 19 November 2012 18:54

Sometimes pussy is better than dick anyway ;P

yodas0da 12

Monday 19 November 2012 18:56

dating a large number of people isn't necessarily something to be proud of. quality over quantity(:

taystahl 7

Thursday 22 November 2012 5:14

How many cats is that? Two? Lol jkjk

pablomartinez16 2

Saturday 24 November 2012 2:30

You probably have 2 cats

Kirito_SAO 9

Tuesday 15 January 2013 1:16

Im gunna guess 12 and 4

pie_flavor 16

Saturday 13 July 2013 4:07

Question. Do you own a cat?

Dashelle 25

Wednesday 11 September 2013 6:20

Omg..same for me and bunnies....

kateklaws 3

Monday 17 March 2014 19:43

Same. 4 more than the amount of relationships I've had.

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Wednesday 23 April 2014 23:32

My numbers are the same. Zero.

jamiennessey 3

Sunday 27 April 2014 2:18

You should be proud................ Having a high number of partners is frowned upon, no?

doctor__who 19

Wednesday 30 April 2014 6:46

Mine's the same number! Lol! I don't have a cat. :/

zeekitty 5

Thursday 19 June 2014 14:23

Cats are better company

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Today, I just bought my own house after divorcing my wife of 30 years. We'd been childless by her choice, and as I stood in my new living room, looking at the emptiness, I couldn’t help the feeling I just bought a 2-storey, £125,000 coffin that I’ll one day die alone and be buried in. FML

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Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

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Today, I was denied a waitressing job at a local diner I have been going to for years. Due to the fact that my name is Julia. They already have a waitress there named Julie. Apparently, I would "create too much confusion." FML

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Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss pulled me into his office and gave me a write-up for quitting, told me that he knows where I live, and that I'd better be at work tomorrow or he's going to come and drag me into work. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML

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