Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I contemplated the ratio of cats I have to friends I have. I need more friends. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
thelinlinx3 10
Sometimes pussy is better than dick anyway ;P
yodas0da 12
dating a large number of people isn't necessarily something to be proud of. quality over quantity(:
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (190)
taystahl 7
How many cats is that? Two? Lol jkjk
pablomartinez16 2
You probably have 2 cats
Kirito_SAO 9
Im gunna guess 12 and 4
pie_flavor 16
Question. Do you own a cat?
Dashelle 25
Omg..same for me and bunnies....
kateklaws 3
Same. 4 more than the amount of relationships I've had.
MadisonDerp 16
My numbers are the same. Zero.
jamiennessey 3
You should be proud................ Having a high number of partners is frowned upon, no?
doctor__who 19
Mine's the same number! Lol! I don't have a cat. :/
zeekitty 5
Cats are better company