Boobs McGee
Today, I should probably throw out my old, torn dress as my boob popped out to say hello to a passing car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
titillating
United States
**** McGee
Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML
Anonymous
Australia
You tried
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
stillchubby
Australia
Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Creepster
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hey good lookin'
Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML
boudinette
Saint-martin-d'heres, France
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Anonymous
Online shopping strikes again
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
windthroughmyflab
United States
Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
unicorn_skies
Yorba Linda, United States
Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML
Top comments
kirby1964 20
Look at it this way, you just made someone's day. If a man, he is like you. If a woman, she has something to talk with her girlfriends about. If a kid, they just learned those things exist.
Dave_Davington 34
Yeah, wearing torn up clothes in public is risky business. One bit of bad luck and your entire day can go **** up.
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Comments (28)
nonsensical 26
The fact that it's torn should be reason enough... I bet your boob was just being friendly!
Dave_Davington 34
Yeah, wearing torn up clothes in public is risky business. One bit of bad luck and your entire day can go **** up.
Lalala579121 28
Or **** out in this case.
nonsensical 26
**** OUT FOR HARAMBE AAAAAAH I COULDN'T RESIST.
iYodah 13
I wish this had become a thing instead of dicks out. Just saying.
kirby1964 20
Look at it this way, you just made someone's day. If a man, he is like you. If a woman, she has something to talk with her girlfriends about. If a kid, they just learned those things exist.
Jay18 22
and if the pastor?
Talented73 54
Well, he probably just passed 'er!
trucker2 33
He would probably look over and say you're blessed
Savagephy 17
Hey look on the bright side your probably not going to see them again
ThrottleJockey 36
She's never going to see her boobs again?
marcus903 17
She means she's not going to see the people that saw her boobs again
RichardPencil 32
Maybe the people in the other car didn't even C it.* *C earlier boob FML
montsecc 8
You made someone happy XD
cathartes_fml 1
Pics or it didn't happen.
Bearsmomma 30
Idk why I'm surprised but each time I see this commented I don't find it any less repulsive than the last time. Seems it would lose that reaction over time.
Baron_Kaz 15
Hold on .... OP is probably not young or dress conscious enough for men to get excited that her boob popped out.... Not sure how to react to this post. Rofl.
captainsmegma 12
On behalf of the motoring public " Oh please for the love of God please don't throw out that dress."
tosdyke 16
Don't throw out the dress, Your a walking morale booster!