Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Oppression_fml 19
We all gotta start somewhere...
A07 48
Cut him some slack OP, atleast he's trying, most guys don't even bother according to this site.
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Comments (154)
bab3ruthl3ss 16
I will never understand why so many dudes have a hard time finding it.
dreavgona 2
you could have just put a finger tip on it and said "here"... why play games and then complain...
flexseal 14
its the top. found it
berkeleyjake 13
why not just tell him so he knows? if you have to tell him more than once, then it's annoying
subzero22 8
Your gspot I could understand but wow lol
Matty_AA 11
Hey at least he found it.
CandyApple88 13
In the age of the internet, how can you just not look it up online? Oh that's right, most guys don't care. I wonder where OP's BF started. Her belly button?
thatonedude55 8
Well think of it this way: you're training him to be a sex machine, specifically your sex machine. No one starts out a pro... unless you're a metal guitarist and it's your first time fingering a girl.
OGDono 12
It's better that he knows right. Obvi he wants to please you instead of just himself!
pyrexicpoet 18
Should've played Katy Perry's song