Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Oppression_fml 19
We all gotta start somewhere...
A07 48
Cut him some slack OP, atleast he's trying, most guys don't even bother according to this site.
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Comments (154)
otecasacid 22
No excuses if he doesn't remember/find it from now on!
irish_lad 16
I thought i was inexperienced
zarrganaut 17
And how old is he?
Abhinow 7
Eureka!!
pineappleeater 15
At least you both must've had a bit of fun with it ;)
Saraishi 25
How can you not see it or feel it? It doesn't stay soft when a girl's aroused. You can even feel it otherwise.... Hopefully he got to 'hot, scalding hot'. Good luck, OP.
nastya_nastenka 16
Don't complain!! At least he found the thing ?
alex_jaguara 33
Teach him some of your tricks. Place yourself on his spot. If you want to be with him, don't tell him when to stop, tell him where to start.
guitar93cd 8
you’re hot then you’re cold You’re yes then you’re no You’re in then you’re out You’re up then you’re down You’re wrong when it’s right It’s black and it’s white Sorry I know... I couldn't help it.
SirGiggles 11
Sorry if I sound dumb, but what is the hot and cold game?
glabberfasted 16
It's generally a hide and seek type game to find something. You're hot when you're getting closer to it, and you're cold when you're getting farther away.