Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Oppression_fml 19
We all gotta start somewhere...
A07 48
Cut him some slack OP, atleast he's trying, most guys don't even bother according to this site.
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Comments (154)
blackonblight 33
I don't get this at all. One, it's not exactly hidden, unless he has poor vision or the lights were off, and two, "it's right there, and this side is more sensitive" isn't rocket science.
inz002 6
Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start.
kaitlynjane 28
Special ****** move activated!
kaitlynjane 28
Damn reading some of the comments, it's not hard to wonder why some guys might not try to do that at first. If you expect him to be good at it he'll be too nervous. Every women's ****** is not shaped exactly the same. Side note: guys who play video games are likely more experienced with their fingers ;)
chosha_fml 27
Especially the ones on their right hands. :)
Nessco 36
At least he's making the effort and trying to please you. Many don't care at all.
Omniprism 15
Why didn't you just show him. Poor guy. This is your issue I think.
chosha_fml 27
Well you didn't HAVE to. You could have just pointed to it.
jeesh10 10
You do know he doesn't have one, right? Point it out to the poor guy next time.
pitapizzaparty 18
How is this an FML? Do u not want to get sexual with Your boyfriend? Did he force you?
ryenn 8
Well, he's got to find out somehow.
tlnorman 18
He just needs you to show him what you like. Female anatomy is very different from men's and the ******** is small and often hard to find. Just be patient with him, he'll learn.