Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML
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umerin 32
I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?
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Higamalia 19
Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.
ErinPinelli 24
No, it's a dinosaur.
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Higamalia 19
Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.
noobienick 19
I'm sensing that this might be a pun...
ErinPinelli 24
No, it's a dinosaur.
ToastedSyrup 16
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No...
Danny_Boy12 13
#1 The puns are unreal
DeadPixel4 29
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PUNPUNPUN
PlasmaPorter 12
the puns are... unBEARable...
TheDragonsGuard 19
No, this is Patrick.
vipirius 18
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#1 Nice puns, you were really on a... roar.
Llama_Face89 34
70- good effort
OptimusVader 23
This seems like a Kodiak moment.
tigerisabelle 31
#1, tell us the truth so we don't claw it out of you. Did you really come up with these puns with your bear hands, or did some honey give you a paw?
Jared900DUmpling 30
Honey, we can bearly stand these puns. Please paws this right now, or you will be on time out fur a few weeks.
datkenna 20
A black day.... Sounds racist
27inch 9
No it doesn't really sound racist at all...
JKPwnage 27
No shit, #5...
friedpwnadge 25
A new fashion trend?
mz135 12
Haha ya! In style this season is cookie- cutters extreme!
Incognito_1924 17
2, maybe a cheaper version of a tattoo?
TriggerFinger7 10
Branded for life. Sorry OP.
cryssycakesx3 23
scarification! she invented a new technique!
smbridges 15
Scarification isn't new at all
domolovesyoshi 33
New technique she said
OlePal 8
makes me think of the kids in high school who liked to bend metal coat hangers into shapes and burn stuff onto their skin...
aimzskee 30
I wonder how fast it will take off.
isabellasimone 18
At least you can cover it up. But sorry OP, that is definitely not the most optimal situation...
ukeandfoodislife 19
I don't know... At least OP has a funny story behind it? And at least it's not a weird shaped scar... I mean, my friend has a birthmark in the shape of a penis so... I guess OP is luckier than her? Regardless, OP should probably teach this kid about boundaries and safety.
lina21 12
I would say the parents need to teach this kid about boundaries and safety. If OP was babysitting.....then you shouldn't be snoozing off leaving I assume a young kid unattended. But I'd definitely get the parents on that one. Nailing a cookie cutter into someone is a bit extreme
nyancait 18
ouch. kids are so cute until they realise they can inflict pain on people.
MrConcise 35
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If OP is fat, the niece probably just thought her leg was made of tan playdoh. Edit: How the **** do you spell Playdough? Playdoh? Play dough?
Rainhawk94 27
#52 cats eat my playdoh
nyancait 18
#76 - yup. I have a two year old brother and seven year old brother who have both now realised that if they team up, they can inflict the maximum damage, and it won't get them in too much trouble because I'm their sister, not their mum.
maylie25 18
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She just wanted you to have something to remember you by no matter where you two are in life...
Llama_Face89 34
Maylie Vorhees does have a nice ring to it.
maylie25 18
Lol for one they cut my comment in half. after the dots I said I'm just joking fyl OP....-_- but seriously I'm terrified of Jason that's not funny...o_o lol
Pyroaid 11
You need to make up a backstory for it, one that makes you look cool. ie: "I was in a fistfight and the opponent found a hammer and a cookie mold. I won in the end though!"
Eleanor6141 11
"you should see the other guy! he got a star to the face "
Wizardo 34
That's so metal and psycho I can't even accept that's how the cookie crumbles.
iAlissa 34
What
GuyNoOneKnows 13
At least it was a teddy bear, you could get a tattoo there to cover it up
doodlecloud 27
Personally not a fan of teddy bears...definitely wouldn't want a teddy bear tattoo. But hey, maybe OP likes them.
GuyNoOneKnows 13
It doesn't have to be a teddy bear tattoo, anything could cover it
doodlecloud 27
Oh yeah, you're right. Sorry. Idiot moment on my behalf lol
chelseybella 10
Actually guys scars are hard to cover up because of the different type of skin the ink would have to stick to. I say color it in!
Ahjuju223 2
Personally, I think having a teddybear shaped scar would be pretty cool.
Pyroaid 11
Well, if you're an optimist.
toxicsauce 10
Imagine showing it off. "these are... My battle scars" *proudly rips sleeves off*
RedPillSucks 33
Scar is on his leg
subhaan786 19
The pain must have been unBEARable... Sorry that was bad...unlucky OP maybe the chicks would dig the scar?