Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
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Top comments
thatsux23 0
he's pretty good then hhaha
Lone_Wolf_099 5
to used to giving himself a "hand" when hes alone?
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Comments (250)
misswicked 0
dam that's when you k ow the sex is good
xbooyahx 0
WTF is wicked about tinkerbell?
eriinbaby 0
hahha into himself a little too much? LOL
Ucla_cupcake 0
29 - that's what I was thinking lol
yelwarc 0
eww natives...
tencentsakiss 19
maybe he is having an affair with someone with the same name as him? or he's just a narcissist. wait wasn't there an fml before about a guy that liked hearing his girlfriend say his name during sex so much that he accidentally moaned his own name?
tencentsakiss 19
my boyfriend has a gay
tencentsakiss 19
cut off my boyfriend has a gay friend who has a boyfriend with his same name. this would make sense. also I know guys named Kelly and shannon
krrrrziCat 0
lies. try thinking something better up!
FreeRunn3r 12
Holy shit it's a vampire y'all, n we toast the blood of our enemies, Your still scaring me no, your scaring me no cuz ya dnt fit in.
tencentsakiss 19
34, is that el chupacabra in your picture?
jgilez 0
can't be a vampire, doesnt look like a sparkly ****
cryssycakesx3 23
ahhh. third eye blind.
franciscovegas 3
that's what you get for having premarital sex, you dumb idiot. god will be judging fornicators and adulterers.
Crono943 6
at least he didn't do the American psycho pose
franciscovegas 3
fornicators and adulterers will not inherit god's kingdom.
FreeRunn3r 12
haha we got an ignorant fool here or just the daily troll, what will it be Francisco?
tencentsakiss 19
I'm an unreligious Jew and probably don't have the same beliefs as you.. so I'm going to hell too right? aww crazy religious people are hilarious
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Neither will Pharisees, ya douche.
sabatical 0
haha oh my!
Quest_ 13
At least it won't come as too much of a shock when you walk in on him trying to **** his own asshole.
FreeRunn3r 12
Watch your ****** mouth young lady!
xbooyahx 0
woah. that's foul for a young lady who looks so sweet
Quest_ 13
I resent both the commenters below me and the mods. I refuse to believe my comment was any more vulgar than what would generally appear on the threads or on the FMLs themselves. Try doing something useful and moderating the dirty old losers trying to pick up underage girls.
onorexveritas 24
omfg i find that hilarious