Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
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Top comments
thatsux23 0
he's pretty good then hhaha
Lone_Wolf_099 5
to used to giving himself a "hand" when hes alone?
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Comments (250)
perdix 31
You should be worried if he has a name that goes both ways like Chris, Pat, Jordan or, as many of us learned yesterday, Maria. He could be screwing around with a girl with his name!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*facepalm @ Maria*
perdix 31
That was my reaction to yesterday's FML. I imagined the song from "West Side Story" Maria. I just met a *mumble-mumble* named Maria. . .
whutimean 0
His mom says the same thing.
ctran 0
hahahahahaha
latino77378 0
Was he looking at a mirror also? Totally gay..
gr3y_fml 1
It's not uncommon for someone to moan their own name because they are fantasising about someone having sex with them. Really, not a big deal.
DjeePee 25
I think he's faking. Just a thought.
me215555 0
He is gay and is sleeping with another who has the same name.
12251984 0
YDI for not waiting till you're married!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#77 Not everyone wants to adhere to the same values and rules as you. People can have pre-marital sex if they want. Don't force your opinion on others...
RaKum12 0
Ima nerd lol
wethekings7 0
omg that was f-ing hilarious...that just made my day!!! that's amazing...lmfao! thankyou so much! :P
wastland247 0
Well, that deffinately counts as odd.