klala
Reserved
Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Flavorite
United States
Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML
bm128902
United States
Unfair
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML
alone
Australia
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Professional_Ars
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
bruisedandconfused
Aberdeen, United States
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
R281780
San Jose, United States
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
workworkwork
Today, my boss asked me to pick up more waitressing shifts because we are short-staffed. I already work seven days a week. FML
NoValentine
United States
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
WhoLikesPie
Tampa, United States
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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ipwnallmen 10
Valentine's day is considered a big enough holiday for employees to have a day off? C: cool now if they could only do the same for Halloween
pensadoii 0
Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/
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pensadoii 0
Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/
Ajjas013 6
Right I'm sure mercyFML is willing to hook you up on that one.
FerrariCake 2
If you're working alone on Valentine's Day, you could steal stuff... consider it a bonus to you from your boss.
drilher244 0
yeah well give home your phone number!
Ajjas013 6
Your FRIENDS are saints and nuns. You can be the Jesus of hookers. Invent some legendary sex positions. I'm sure you'll compare to Donald Trump moneywise someday.
libido_fml 0
your negative attitude will make sure you never get a date
Ajjas013 6
Maybe Google knows.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
mercy unfortunately will never amount money-wise to Donald Trump due to her incessant nature of spending this "money" on cattle prods, DVD collections of "She's the Boss", and half-camels (not the cigarettes).
Ajjas013 6
If you mean spending money on strap-ons, Brazilians (Not the race), ******, and informative sex tapes then she'll totally get rich.
Ajjas013 6
She would, as you might say, win the lottery. She'll crank the lucky lever and all the slots will align and have the same face. Then all the money will come out. INSTANT BILLIONAIRE