Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I parked in a disabled bay so I could drop my son off at his appointment. My son uses crutches and has a blue badge. As I was trying to leave, an absolute Karen started chewing my ass for using a disabled bay while “not looking disabled”, then lay under my wheels to stop me leaving. FML
Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML
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unhappybitch 8
At least you admit it.
Baconman345 9
Mom of the year
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Comments (208)
firemonkey3636 3
Yes, yes you are
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I heard the first four people before you say the same exact thing, maybe if you read the comments before posting you could come up with something more original? :)
JCxParkour 3
Patience is a virtue.
aj94w 4
How dare that little bastard need a wheelchair!
raycj 1
Have a cup of coffee and calm down its too early in the morning for you to create stress, life could be a whole lot worse buddy!
Sir_drink_alot 20
You really are, burn in hell
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
How many dirty looks can you give someone in the time it takes to get to their trunk? Was she driving a limo? And you really shouldn't give someone multiple dirty looks regardless, you'll just look like you have Tourette's. >:/ :| :z >:o Gotta pick one and stick with it, my friend.
danaavery 5
I bet her kid was so embarrassed.
Dracoboxer357 36
56- Why? Neither the mother nor the child did anything wrong as far as I can tell. And needing a wheelchair is nothing to be embarrassed about either. Perhaps I missed something....?
Merchiee 0
i put myself in your shoes, too. those vibes were terrible, dude.
hpbrocster7 3
You commenters are hypocritical bastards. She did the same thing many of you would've done. She could've been a little more patient, but the other mom could've found a parking spot, too.
Sir_drink_alot 20
I would not have done that, but I'm not a jerk
CharresBarkrey 16
62 - I don't even honk or get mad when someone stays at a light when it turns green longer than they should. Not everyone has their head up their ass like you and OP.
iwadasn 33
I don't think many people would have felt the need to honk as soon as the mother got out of the car. How long did it take her to walk around to the back--a few seconds? The OP should have waited at least that long to see what the mom was doing before she started honking.
DasHaas 9
You got the first part down. Now learn from it, and you'll turn into a better person. Takes courage to admit you did something wrong.