Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I parked in a disabled bay so I could drop my son off at his appointment. My son uses crutches and has a blue badge. As I was trying to leave, an absolute Karen started chewing my ass for using a disabled bay while “not looking disabled”, then lay under my wheels to stop me leaving. FML
Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML
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unhappybitch 8
At least you admit it.
Baconman345 9
Mom of the year
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Comments (208)
aruges93 12
Wow why does everyone get so defensive people act like they don't do that
aruges93 12
Stop thumbing me down people geez harsh world we live in
winkydog4056 16
And for whomever said 'patience is vurtue'; it is not. Patience is a minor form of despair DISGUISED as a virtue.
BananerzFresh 12
I hope you got out and apologized.
mojo5678 5
Yes, yes you are.
gregkingsley 4
I'm sure we have done something like this in are lifetimes. But you still suck.
natluna79 5
You deserved that! I don't get what the point is in honking anyway other than getting ones attention... Is it going to change anything? No! You just waste all your efforts in being angry at someone instead of making a positive impact on someone else. Think twice next time.
grannygruber 6
Yes you are!
toofat2die 2
Wait. If the kid needed a wheelchair where is the one he should have had already during school?
CharresBarkrey 16
In the back of the van... Did you even read the FML?
FMLoverAgain 7
You are a bitchy asshole. Glad you realize it, and hope you change! Pray to god she won't be your future interviewer.
clevercake 21
I hope you got out and apologized!