Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, an absolute cretin of a lorry driver ran into the back of me as I was slowing down for an orange light about to go red. My car is totalled and he had the nerve to tell the police I had brake checked him on purpose, probably for an insurance scam, and that it was all my fault. FML
Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
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Top comments
1DisGR8 32
At least you know you're a great human being for asking if he was okay even though you're the one who almost got killed!
mellib381 15
Careless son of a b****
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Comments (92)
Selene1090 26
You're a better person than me, I would have thrown a fit.
ColonelCusswords 24
Stupid lil ****** better get ready for the laws dick in his ass. hope you have witnesses on your side
Shayn_25 18
Well let's hope there's cameras by those Traffic lights. FYI x10000 OP
Cinderella88 8
that ass
ZombieVampirez 24
People like that make me wanna hit them in the face with a brick. Hope you get your car fixed OP.
faireanjell 5
He knows the accident is his fault and his insurance is the one that'll pay?
Hunter1154 14
Sounds like the kind of person who thinks that nothing is ever their fault and blames others for their mistakes
bleedingglitter 24
I probably would have lost my shit at that statement
sarah_baby22 15
Don't worry OP, sounds like the accident was his fault so he'll probably regret saying that to you :) hopefully he's the one that has insurance!
Sathane 21
Should have said, "I hope YOU have insurance, and a good lawyer."
False_Stupidity 42
Actually, If it were me id be saying that I hope they have insurance and a BAD lawyer. After all, the OP doesn't want some fancy lawyer twisting things around to make it HIS Fault.