Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, I went into to shake a big wig's hand at work, and he went in for a hug. I couldn't pull my hand away fast enough, so I cupped his entire titty for at least 10 seconds. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
That's not awkward at all.
Tubasaurus 0
Well, did he return the favor?
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Comments (125)
ashdew13 0
HAHAH thats soo funny
SookMauNoots 0
stop smoking so much weed.
Sativus 0
nah double you're daily amount.
ReallyNeedsRehab 0
HAHAHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY.
cheesefest 0
Does OP have a secret wide-on for men of the lardy variety? zomg@!
cheesefest 0
You, sir/ma'am have won forever!
Lizzygirlleee 0
I have sooo been there. hhahaa
This_Quiet_Storm 0
Lol, ultimate awkwardness!
This_Quiet_Storm 0
That's because man-boobs aren't sexual organs... sorry, just not.
jimmy2010 0
wow I hate my moobs and I bet he almost hates you now.
ChaChaChodie 0
Hehe I do that to my bf cause he is slightly over weight. well he weighs 215lbs. i weigh like 109... O_o He doesnt care. :o i like to grab bewbs man boobs girl boobs Big boobs little boobs floppy boobs lmao :D