Today, my boyfriend transferred some money to me online. He put a joke reference of "Anal nice 'n cheap". We need to show a month-long bank statement to our mortgage broker tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, in an attempt to support and encourage my efforts in getting a new job, my boyfriend said, "Imagine having triple what's in your bank account right now!" Triple what's in my bank account right now would be exactly $38.94. FML
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
Today, I got a weird feeling about the account balance in my savings account. Turns out my fiancé has been using my account to order random items whenever he likes. This account is my savings for college tuition and related expenses. FML
Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML
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Rebecca Stockert 16
hes got a sense of humor... people should really lighten up
Lobby_Bee 18
Your boyfriend isn't the first one to do this and he won't be the last. The bank must of seen this thousands of time already. Nobody will think twice of it.
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Comments (13)
RichardPencil 32
Maybe he'll shave a couple of points off your loan in the hopes you'll be open to taking some "escrow" up the poop chute ;)
Glowworm56 27
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Yeah, that's not funny. Your boyfriend needs to handle banking like a grown up and not an immature frat boy.
mydogdied 5
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Shut up white knight
lukcy_basartd 11
Banksters like it in the booty hole too, they'll be laughing on the inside.
Rebecca Stockert 16
hes got a sense of humor... people should really lighten up
Rebecca Stockert 16
and ps it doesn't matter what is written in the memo line as long as funds and account are there
HappyPickles 11
I think your boyfriend is an idiot - but a lot of folks here think that's funny, so maybe I should lighten up a bit too...? ... Nah - your boyfriend is an idiot.
Lobby_Bee 18
Your boyfriend isn't the first one to do this and he won't be the last. The bank must of seen this thousands of time already. Nobody will think twice of it.
rivenrock 14
Black that item out. As long as the amount wasn't significant, it's not going to matter.
Tara Fraser Munro 8
2nd floor 4
Marcus Penjam 8
hahaha thats ******* funny
utteria 0
that is why he transferred the money isn't it ? why be ashamed? bank ll think you have paying capacity