Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a TV into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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vaykay_fml 0
she's been waiting 3 years for just the right way to tell you.
Jason_fml 0
It's her fault for not telling you, you can't be expected to do different things if you think what you are currently doing is working.
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Comments (72)
DDDDana 0
3 years and you've never asked her if she's orgasmed? That's pretty self centered of you. I really, really hope she was joking.
Weaseltotheface 0
why is this about you? it's more like a FHL if you ask me
Cortney 0
What a bitch.
dabears1011234 27
Not really she was probably only joking.
Pudgygrunt 0
#31, GAHAHAHHAAA BURNNNNNNN!!! ... I agree, couldnt have said it better myself! (which is rare! haha!)
ZING_MASTER 0
ohgodohgodohgodI'msocloseI'msoclooooose... ZIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
quiksta 0
it probably has something to do with the fact that you refer to it as being "sexually active" instead of something like "*******". it says a lot about what type of lover you must be! and your lady obviously needs a little hard working over.
kissmyass_fml 0
dont get offended but, YOU GO GIRL! hahaha
sillypun 0
I'm with the portion of folks who say IF SHE CAN'T DO IT HERSELF, HOW CAN SHE TEACH HIM? We aren't mind readers, you all need to communicate, we need to listen and try. I've been able to make some ladies have an ****** and others no. I was always willing to try, but unless you tell me what you need I can't give it to you.
graceeleandra 0
SHES HINTING SOMETHING. but you clearly dont know wat.. go read a book
MrsBenzedrine 0
I've never had an ****** from sex and I've only really gotten off one time. You shouldn't feel bad.