Today, my coworker, who is constantly singing "Baby Shark," wanted to take selfie for her Instagram account. She moved all the junk from her desk to mine, so her desk would look great in the picture. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, I was WFH on a video call with my team when my toddler barged into the room. As I tried to calmly guide her out, she managed to turn my Bluetooth speaker on, which started blasting "Baby Shark" to my entire team. They now have a new nickname for me. FML
Today, I stayed late at the office to finish work and thought I was alone. I put on my headphones and started singing along to Sabrina Carpenter at full volume while filing paperwork. Halfway through, I turned around to see our cleaning staff staring at me. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, I spent my lunch break helping a coworker move a desk to another office. When I got back, my own desk had been moved to make room for someone new. Nobody had told me where they’d put it. FML
Today, my CEO called and spoke to me like I'm a child. Apparently, she has a surprise for me, "but only if I clean up my office first." She hasn't been to my office in months because she works in another state. Turns out, someone texted her a picture of my messy office. FML
Today, at work, a crazy customer forced me to promise to take a holiday greeting picture of my cat and myself for her. She says she'll be back and expects one. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, once again, my boss posted a selfie with a Snapchat filter on the company's Facebook page. She doesn't see how it's unprofessional. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
If it's on your desk, then it's obviously yours to break, destroy, and throw away as you wish, right? :D
Charlie Given 28
How old is your coworker 5 yrs old, because that's my 5 yr olds favorite song , just start singing the daddy finger song it's way more annoying or the crazy frog she'll shut up real fast
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Charlie Given 28
How old is your coworker 5 yrs old, because that's my 5 yr olds favorite song , just start singing the daddy finger song it's way more annoying or the crazy frog she'll shut up real fast
bl3ur0z3 17
Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you? Here I am, here I am, how do you do?
jbuckets_404 39
If it's on your desk, then it's obviously yours to break, destroy, and throw away as you wish, right? :D
bl3ur0z3 17
Moving things from one desk to another then back again is way more time and effort than cleaning it up, but whatevs. Or maybe she was cleaning and giving you what she no longer needs. Once it's on your desk, it's yours. Destroy it, take it home, do whatever. If she wanted to keep it, she wouldn't have gifted it to you.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Why didn't you show her the floor?
skippydoda 32
That's when you promptly move it to the trash can.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Along with the aforementioned co-worker.
MamaChey 24
Thank you OP, for getting baby shark stuck in my head
wrenavery90 12
And you just sat there and let her?