Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML
Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML
Today, I was rejected from a restaurant that I wanted to work in during summer break. I asked the reason why I got rejected and the manager told me that I'm not extroverted enough to communicate with customers. I'd applied for the kitchen job. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML
Today, I applied for a job as a dishwasher. I was denied because I don't have enough experience. FML
Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
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mitch_fml 0
Well, just keep in mind standards of beauty aren't universal. The people I think are pretty are usually the opposite of what most people would say.
holynemesis1208 3
you know its bad if he then offered you the dish washing position.
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mitch_fml 0
Well, just keep in mind standards of beauty aren't universal. The people I think are pretty are usually the opposite of what most people would say.
nolasaints 0
^^^^true. my cousin is from indoneasia and women there are considered beautiful if they are short. and if they have sort of a male looking chest.
ffmmllyaya 0
so they like short midgets girls.. no wait drawf girls.. with broad shoulders and lots of beard?
holynemesis1208 3
you know its bad if he then offered you the dish washing position.
claireful 4
and who wants to be a hostess over a waitress? hostess is a starter position, and if your good they move you up to waitress. why start at the bottom if you don't have to?
blacklagoon_fml 0
Aw, I'm sorry... Don't listen to him, listen to #1 :D
ZING_MASTER 0
THAT'S A SPICY ZING-A!
rational_man 0
Is he an a-hole or is he a business man? my vote is the 2nd, its a cold world sweetie.
mcrluver123 0
alright thats just plain mean!!!wut is wrong with that man!!!i'll beat him down!!!if i were u, had a bf, i would have told my bf to kick his a**
TheMegaFridge 0
You know, FML let's you use the word ass.
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
FML doesn't make you bleep it out, stupid, and maybe if I were YOU I'd learn how properly spell, and add punctuation before I post online.
Omgplz 3
If I were you and had a boyfriend, I wouldn't be you.
Amkii 0
Then you kicked him in the balls and went elsewhere for a better-paying job. Right?
walkingonfire 0
dude that made me ROFL
rachelroller 0
#7 Hostess' don't even make that. I worked as a hostess at Applebee's..... $6.00 an hour with no tip-out...but I was working 5 nights a week so I made $300 most of the time.
salsera13 7
Holy crap where do you live?!?! I was a hostess and got 9 an hour plus tip out from the servers!
graceeleandra 0
id sue so effing fast for that