Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a TV into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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vaykay_fml 0
she's been waiting 3 years for just the right way to tell you.
Jason_fml 0
It's her fault for not telling you, you can't be expected to do different things if you think what you are currently doing is working.
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Zic_fml 7
There is a word for that thing... yes! Humour!!
justinsbaby291 0
actually some women can go their whole lives without orgasming...it's alot harder for girls than guys. On the Tyra show they said like 72% of women can only achieve an ****** through oral sex. you'll know when she has one...pick up a book theres some useful tips in there like sex for dummies or other books. why don't you try talking to her about it? it's nothing to be embarrassed about
OMGyoupeople 0
i have to agree, you obviously were too wrapped up in your own pleasure to make sure she was enjoying herself. yah at some point she is responsible, but lets just add this up: you are thinking of you she is thinking of you she is thinking of her... seems pretty one sided...
unicorn_fml 0
why should be your life ****** up, you are not the one who is frigid
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
It's not rocket science mate.
BlaqCat 0
Wow, I gotta say that did indeed feel embarrassing. It makes you feel a little less like a man when you can't make your lover ****** (whether or not it's your fault).
SocialxMoon 0
Agreed. The girl's got to feel pretty bad, too. She may be wondering if there's something wrong with her, or how come all her friends can have orgasms, yet she struggles. It's tough on both sides, especially if you're both giving it your all. A tip: a woman's capacity to ****** increases with age. Just because she's having problems now, doesn't mean that it'll be like that forever. I mean, she's not going to wake up one day to find she can have an ****** - it'll take practice & patience from you both, but eventually the hard work will pay off. In the meantime, encourage her to talk about how she feels, sexually & emotionally. Be there for her. She might be having problems with her self-esteem, which is a bitch when it comes to libido & orgasms. Just talk to her. Tell her how much she means to you, buy her little, thoughtful gifts. Try & invite back some of the romance & passion that was there when you first got together. If all else fails, relationship or sexual therapy might help. OP, you're not necessarily a failure. (Unless you've just been focussing on yourself, & not been concerned about her pleasure) A lot of women experience problems with their orgasms. If she masturbates, ask if you can watch, to learn what she does to pleasure herself. If she's too self-conscious, offer a hand & just ask her to tell you what feels good, & focus on doing that. Tl;dr - Don't rush things. Take time & pleasure in helping her to feel comfortable & sexual. Talk to her about how you both feel. Find a place & time where neither of you are likely to be disturbed & just explore. I hope that helps. :)
dabears1011234 27
Damn bro, no need to write an essay.
CherryBomb17 0
if you haven't realized in three years that your gf hasn't cum, it's definitely your own fault.
bellstrange 0
if you weren't so preoccupied with how your ****** was going you might take some time to pay attention to your gf's needs idiot. If you haven't noticed then you're a ******* moron.
princess90 0
Ehmmm you should know that it isn't easy for a girl to ******, i know of women who are in their 20's and still have never gotten an ******.... so don't stress to much, just cuz she hasn't had an ****** it doesn't mean she doesnt enjoy the sex;)
SocialxMoon 0
Exactly! I went for a good while before having an ****** with my boyfriend, & I enjoyed sex just as much, if not more. It's not as easy for women to ****** as it is for men. They have to learn what they like & what gets them to come. And there are social barriers in the way, too. A lot of women, myself included, grew up feeling that masturbation was something dirty, & that only boys were allowed to do it, or are too self-conscious of 'not being lady-like'.
lauren416 0
Well it couldn't be just your fault. Only a certain amount of women found their spot for ******. Did you know that Marilyn Monroe never experienced an ******?