Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a TV into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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vaykay_fml 0
she's been waiting 3 years for just the right way to tell you.
Jason_fml 0
It's her fault for not telling you, you can't be expected to do different things if you think what you are currently doing is working.
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Comments (72)
vaykay_fml 0
she's been waiting 3 years for just the right way to tell you.
ByFender_fml 0
Come on...she could have told you before that you suck !
Jason_fml 0
It's her fault for not telling you, you can't be expected to do different things if you think what you are currently doing is working.
Spinach 0
If she's been faking it this whole time, it's her fault. If she hasn't been faking it, both of you are to blame.
abasio 1
yeah, if girls fake the how are the men supposed to know to change anything? solution: make her squirt so then you're sure :)
jojo1031 0
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
Liamj774 36
Literally
Capybara 0
Why do guys always complain about this here? Men and women are different, and that's just the way things are. A lot of guys can't make their girlfriends ******. Getting all whiny about it is seriously unattractive, in my opinion. If she's still with you, she obviously doesn't have a problem with it. If you do, try harder.
Cloudy_fml 0
More like F HER L. At least you're getting off.
yay_fml 0
Well don't just sit there feeling bad for yourself! Sit down with her and talk about it. If she has NEVER had one, she might want to go to a doctor to check for hormonal imbalances. If she just never tried... well... you have some fun times ahead of you :) It can be intimidating, I know, but she is going to love you forever if you give her that first ******. It takes time and patience. Your jaw might go numb and your fingers might cramp. But I know she will reward you quite handsomely for your hard work, winkwinknudgenudge ;) Good luck!
mleeb 0
you would think that with 3 years under your belt you'd be able to figure this whole "sex" thing out. you should probably just get her a vibrator so that when you finish in 1.5 minutes, she can take care of herself after.
Chickmechanic69 0
hahah agreed with #27. i was just thinking that. It's noticiable when a woman has an ******. Most of my guy friends that have talk to me about their sex life tell me when a woman orgasms it feels awesome for them our muscles freak out and tense up and whatnot. So if you've never noticed then you're oblivious. But at the same time mybe you should have done more to actually ask her about it. Whats the point of being with someone if you can't communicate with them? Make the effort... My boyfriend and I have been together for 3 years and I've had issues where he was selfish and wouldn't finish me for the longest time. It really sucks and it's obvious. She might not make noise ( i never did at first) but it was still obvious.
SocialxMoon 0
It's obvious? Wonder why my boyfriend can't tell then.