Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed "Oh my god!" for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a TV into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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vaykay_fml 0
she's been waiting 3 years for just the right way to tell you.
Jason_fml 0
It's her fault for not telling you, you can't be expected to do different things if you think what you are currently doing is working.
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Comments (72)
janeasutengirl 0
and you never noticed she wasn't climaxing! Way to pay attention.
A83_fml 18
Learn to use your noob tube!
saze_fml 0
I hate when bitches snipe like that. If she dont ******, discuss it with ur man. I would go out of my way to make sure this ho dont come
SeximusPrime 0
YDI for not speaking up and getting COMMUNICATION open. Men aren't mind readers!
imjustbeth 0
ahhaah i love this (:
mc1900 4
more like fhl. - (as in her life)
ryguy997 0
op, you could take advice from curing events. HARD!! HARRRRDDDDD!!!!
2gether4ever 0
LMFAO # 77. ...still laughin...
2gether4ever 0
you should had have a sexy comeback like... "well your about to find out!..."
diego47ak 0
OP got dominated.