Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
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Welshite 40
Wrap yourself in Christmas paper and sit outside her porch. It's a flawless plan. Bonus points if you are wearing a Santa Claus suit.
haileyrows 26
She probably thought you meant "what are you waiting for to get out of my car" not "what are you waiting for to kiss me"
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HighasaCloud 46
FYL. Sometimes, we don't realize how something we say might be taken by people listening. It sounds perfectly reasonable in our heads until right after we say it. I know that feel all too well, bro.
flexseal 14
what did you think was gonna happen? if she was nervous you think that would help?
inolongercare 19
Why didn't YOU kiss her? You're the guy! She wanted you to make the first move!
munchly 17
Men never make the first move -.- it's irritating but I've rarely been kissed first I usually have to do it... Hmm maybe I'm impatient 0.o
Joshawott 21
Just man up and apologise. Be honest and say that because you really like her (*emphasis* that bit!), you were nervous and what you wanted to say came out the wrong way.
rinnybell210 16
Why didn't you just...you know... kiss her?
castielnovak 13
I hope you ran after her and kissed her.
Bragi 12
Social anxiety is a bitch. Sorry OP. You can spin this to a positive by confessing how nervous you were.
sunnyskys 25
aww man that sucks... wonder what was on her mind
sunnyskys 25
damn quiet tension can cause a lot of mess ups best way I find to change that is to make a fool of my self and make them laugh or find something interesting to talk about don't be so rushed about that kiss I'll happen and when it does it'll be awesome B)
amkaye1017 3
I really want an update on this! I hope he explained what he meant.