Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
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Welshite 40
Wrap yourself in Christmas paper and sit outside her porch. It's a flawless plan. Bonus points if you are wearing a Santa Claus suit.
haileyrows 26
She probably thought you meant "what are you waiting for to get out of my car" not "what are you waiting for to kiss me"
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Comments (84)
ItsDutch 16
Can you really blame her for taking it that way?
zaffyzak 4
I cry
flagelated 9
You should have gone after her and explain it to her...
renjisgirl12 22
If a girl is nervous, the last thing you should do is pressure her with a joke - especially not a bad joke! She was probably thinking in her head about how her kissing you might backfire (she probably didn't know if you wanted to kiss or not) and so when you make that joke she automatically took it the bad way! If a girl is nervous, that is when you either take the lead or offer support/encouragement.
jcfrisco 13
u done goof'd opie lel
ally8 21
Real smooth
benjamn 24
Whatever happened to "Can I kiss you good night?" or " Would it be OK if i kissed you?" Sorry bud YDI.
heyLaddieHey 18
Obviously that's how she took it, genius
flyerpretender 3
So suave!!! :p
Sangue_ 8
Should've said "oh I forgot to tell you there's a toll" , mind you if you two are actually close af, then when she asks just say let me show you and bam