Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
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that1guy1 13
I would start with that. " I tripped and spilled my urine sample," seems to work well.
SwedishDerp 3
"Here's your urine sample" *hands over carpet*
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Comments (142)
goldfish78 11
Carpet in the bathroom? You can pee again and take another sample for test. 10-20ml of urine is already fine for testing.
zolziski 11
Maybe the urine sample is for a drug test.
Batman846 0
Lmfao!!! Sorry bub had to laugh at that. just tell him/her they'll probably laugh too
darkmis1 18
Just pee in it again. He's a doctor - I'm sure he's heard everything.
idontknowyou123 0
Heres wat you so: 1) Get a Dog 2) Put dog by urine stain 3) ????? 4) Profit
SnailJamsss 6
Carpet in a bathroom?
LennyComa 39
When they wanna get venom out of snakebites in Westerns they do the ol Suck n Spit....could do it with the carpet....ok that sounds bad but you get the idea
idontknowyou123 0
ok sry for posting again but just so people know that most hospitals have carpet in their physical exam rooms... tile or vinyl everywhere else so op must of spilt it in the EXAM room not BATHROOM...
richboii 0
sounds like you failed that drug test already
demodemo69 0
To funny, ha ha !!