Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
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Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not have a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
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that1guy1 13
I would start with that. " I tripped and spilled my urine sample," seems to work well.
SwedishDerp 3
"Here's your urine sample" *hands over carpet*
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Comments (142)
jobsman99 0
If you are a guy, have him give you a prostate exam (hope the doctor has small fingers) and get some more urine out. Your bladder never fully empties out.
DontModMeDammit 10
Or just wait till you have to pee again, and not get a finger up your ass.
Dcm210 19
well what happend.
ThatLooksSticky 16
After hanging out in the bathroom for that long, your doctor is probably expecting you to come out with a different kind of sample. ...I'm talking about semen.
Snafuusmc 12
Tell him to nyeh....Piss off!
flipnazn 1
Tell him you tripped over your penis. If you're female, tell him you're on your cycle and the color didn't come out right and made you emotional, so you spilled it to start over and get a better sample.
smirnoff1695 0
Yuck. I'd hate to have to clean that up.
NEEPLES 7
Just go and tell him.
ronnieboo 0
Why is there carpet in the bathroom? Whose genius idea was that?
danielle0831 0
Aw poor carpet.
meikola 6
Lol.