Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my husband's recent business trip to France was actually a filthy holiday in Blackpool with my sister. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML
Today, my daughter's idea of a prank was taking all of our money and getting herself arrested. FML
Today, my mom scolded me for ruining my sister's "vacation" here. She just got deported from abroad, and was only gone for 2 months after falling for a marriage scam. Now she deludes to herself that she was born and raised there, and claims not to understand our mother tongue, calling it third world primate language. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, my mother disowned me because I wouldn’t fill out her visa application for France so that she can see her boyfriend. The reason why I refused was because my husband and I are on our honeymoon, and would like to spend some time together. I guess that makes me a “useless” daughter. FML
Today, after we got married five months ago, my wife and I planned a trip to France and Spain as a honeymoon. We’re supposed to be leaving on Saturday. She just told me last night, “I am so not looking forward to the trip.” FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, on my family vacation, I tried to put my foot down and declare that my daughter would absolutely not be babysitting anyone's kids. Everyone got mad and made us go home. FML
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uncbballwins 0
Pardon her French!
PrickHead 0
merde!
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Comments (145)
SpectSelf 0
it could be worse. she could teach her to root for Lyons. then when she goes back home she'll get jumped and beat to a bloody pulp by a bunch of crazy, psychotic soccer fanatics.
TehLazyBoy 0
I Bet she said like osti de tabarnak de colise. lmao. yea I speak French...
Bartabasco 0
No you don't. You used a canadian French word :)
frantzzz 1
awww man ... you will never hear that in France I promise !
951753852456 0
excuse her French!!! lol
nurse2b2012 0
Then... discipline your child? Just throwing that out there..
victo890 11
what did she say ?????
Lanceeden 12
Oh merde. that's not good. ;)
ydi_4_suking 20
hey 29 il teach you some in spanish. chingao hijo de puta cabron
staceysgenesis16 0
haha agreed agreed ;D lolol OPs sister wins
bitchslapped22 14
1. At least in means nothing when your back home. 2. Just tell her not to swear if you can!
sumtinsumtin18 0
hi