Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my husband's recent business trip to France was actually a filthy holiday in Blackpool with my sister. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML
Today, my daughter's idea of a prank was taking all of our money and getting herself arrested. FML
Today, my mom scolded me for ruining my sister's "vacation" here. She just got deported from abroad, and was only gone for 2 months after falling for a marriage scam. Now she deludes to herself that she was born and raised there, and claims not to understand our mother tongue, calling it third world primate language. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, my mother disowned me because I wouldn’t fill out her visa application for France so that she can see her boyfriend. The reason why I refused was because my husband and I are on our honeymoon, and would like to spend some time together. I guess that makes me a “useless” daughter. FML
Today, after we got married five months ago, my wife and I planned a trip to France and Spain as a honeymoon. We’re supposed to be leaving on Saturday. She just told me last night, “I am so not looking forward to the trip.” FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, on my family vacation, I tried to put my foot down and declare that my daughter would absolutely not be babysitting anyone's kids. Everyone got mad and made us go home. FML
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uncbballwins 0
Pardon her French!
PrickHead 0
merde!
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Comments (145)
Brandnewuser 0
I created an account just to tell you two to shut up.
Brandnewuser 0
that was for #40 & #64
nullify1337 0
touchet...touchet
CrackerJack127 3
bahahahhahahahahhahaa xD that's awesome;)
khaya 9
You have an awesome sister, sadly I killed mine for a bar of soap.
Namenlos_fml 20
Prank wars are "gloves off". 'nuff said
raphanne_fml 33
Putain de merde is the basics :D (means "******* shit"), and "bitch" is "salope". Any special request? :D
raphanne_fml 33
I would love to hear English tourists swear in French...
nwatso96 0
haha I love ur sister for doing that
SunDropGirl 0
nice... ha pardon her French! what did you do to your sister!?
nwatso96 0
and 124- are u a ******* ugly dyke or something?