Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my husband's recent business trip to France was actually a filthy holiday in Blackpool with my sister. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML
Today, my daughter's idea of a prank was taking all of our money and getting herself arrested. FML
Today, my mom scolded me for ruining my sister's "vacation" here. She just got deported from abroad, and was only gone for 2 months after falling for a marriage scam. Now she deludes to herself that she was born and raised there, and claims not to understand our mother tongue, calling it third world primate language. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, my mother disowned me because I wouldn’t fill out her visa application for France so that she can see her boyfriend. The reason why I refused was because my husband and I are on our honeymoon, and would like to spend some time together. I guess that makes me a “useless” daughter. FML
Today, after we got married five months ago, my wife and I planned a trip to France and Spain as a honeymoon. We’re supposed to be leaving on Saturday. She just told me last night, “I am so not looking forward to the trip.” FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
Today, on my family vacation, I tried to put my foot down and declare that my daughter would absolutely not be babysitting anyone's kids. Everyone got mad and made us go home. FML
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uncbballwins 0
Pardon her French!
PrickHead 0
merde!
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Comments (145)
imperialtl 12
That is probably the most ingenuous idea ever!
NancyDeebensDPDS 0
aS
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
je veux de bonbons?
alch4 0
you saw that to :)
brokenbells32 4
Who knows? Maybe OP deserved it...
xxlexayxx 0
wow that's just.......
geekstinkbreath 9
I think this is your karma, seeing as it was for an "earlier prank" lol.
2sad2bad 2
I hate to say this, but how can a FML start with you bragging about a trip to a foreign country? If your kid is old enough to swear in any language, they're old enough to know it is impolite and not do it. This is what discipline is for. While I gotta give props to your sis for sheer genius, I would also expect you would be smart enough not to let an adult that would teach a child to swear on purpose alone with your child ever again. Sorry, something wrong with an adult that would do such a thing and I wouldn't think it safe. Last comment...what in the world did you do to your sister? Maybe that poor child should not be alone with you either?
Solano2580 24
I wouldn't call it bragging, OP said it was a vacation, which sounds nothing like bragging. Also considering OP said "young daughter" and that the sister taught her how to swear (which is juvenile and irresponsible as a guardian) I assume the daughter is still very impressionable and doesn't know any better, or never knew what those words meant. The child shouldn't be disciplined, just taught what is and isn't okay to say. The sister, however should be kept away from the child until she learns to grow the **** up.
lolfood 24
Tu es une pièce de merde. J'espère que tu meurs dans un trou.
SAGARCo 19
Merde, that sounds bad.
prettygurl89 16
That's actually a pretty good prank lol
Solano2580 24
That's not okay, make sure your child knows how bad those words are and keep her away from your sister, make sure she knows that she doesn't get to see her niece anymore until she grows up. Pranks between siblings is fine as long as they aren't annoying or harmful, but involving the child-ESPECIALLY by teaching them bad things is over the line.