Today, I realized that my boyfriend of 3 years saying that his back is always hurting to avoid putting in any work during the bedroom Hokey Pokey was his way of saying I’m a lame screw. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, after my boyfriend had been away for months, I invited him over to have sex. He said he hurt his back too badly to do anything. Don't worry though, it doesn't hurt enough to stop him from working on his truck for several hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend is pushing for sex even though I’ve just had spinal surgery, his reasoning being I only have to lie there, so it’s not like he’s asking me to move or actively participate. He basically wants me to ignore my pain and become a masturbation toy. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on a date and he starts complaining about how his back is hurting him. He complains the whole evening. Fast forward to later that night, we are in bed so I ask him if he was feeling OK. He says, "I guess so. I'm just confused about my feelings for you." FML
Today, I realized the only way I can get hard is if my partner rubs my back and hamstrings for an unreasonable amount of time. My boyfriend thinks I’m being manipulative. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You may or may not be rubbish in bed but if he's making no effort, he's definitely rubbish in bed.
tiptoppc 21
This pisses me off. I actually have a back injury affecting my sex life (and my wife’s) and him using that excuse cheapens my injury. At this point, kick him to the curb. Maybe if he had such an injury, he’d know how debilitating it really is. I would rather have lost a limb, than my back. The back affects EVERYTHING I do, and chronic pain sucks. I’m lucky if I can get 3-4 hours of sleep a night without waking in extreme pain, and it’s been 10 years of that. If you kick him out, make sure your foot hits his spine. Then he’ll truly know what back pain is.
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Comments (6)
Battousai124 9
Hmm, I think there is a typo in your post, I think it should say EX-boyfriend, right?!
tiptoppc 21
This pisses me off. I actually have a back injury affecting my sex life (and my wife’s) and him using that excuse cheapens my injury. At this point, kick him to the curb. Maybe if he had such an injury, he’d know how debilitating it really is. I would rather have lost a limb, than my back. The back affects EVERYTHING I do, and chronic pain sucks. I’m lucky if I can get 3-4 hours of sleep a night without waking in extreme pain, and it’s been 10 years of that. If you kick him out, make sure your foot hits his spine. Then he’ll truly know what back pain is.
Brandy Plapp 17
Exactly the same life I live. When I am able to give it up (definitely not often enough), my boyfriend is really thankful and happy. He's never harassed me or made me feel bad with my back injury and is always so understanding. A true relationship is based on love, acceptance, and all that. I've never experienced what some of these people have to live with. My answer op is your in the wrong relationship.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You may or may not be rubbish in bed but if he's making no effort, he's definitely rubbish in bed.
D J's MOM 17
time to kick him to the curb.
RichardPencil 32
Why don't you up your game? Give him a surprise golden shower or rusty trombone and see if he thinks you're boring anymore.
Pink_Turnips 14
in my experience as well as from friends stories. most of the women we come across sexually are pretty bad in bed. however if he's not making any effort, he's pretty bad too.