beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Amersham, United Kingdom
Redecorating
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months moved into my apartment. I had never been to his place because his roommate was a drug addict, so it came as quite a surprise when he brought three taxidermied cats with him, insisting that I let him mount them in the living room. FML
Anonymous
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Karen
Usually a bad omen
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
crazy cat lady
Fredericton, Canada
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
CollegeBound
Tully, United States
Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML
jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
K..
Australia
Put your foot down
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Nicole557
United States
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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brutulll 0
pretty sure she could be saying he has a 4year old ?
Jimboom 12
You must have jumped into this relationship too soon if you really didn't know he acted like that. Next time actually get to know the person before committing to such a big step. You 2 deserve each other.
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jasper456 0
there's no fml here so he has a kid and it's 4 just say to him ur "daddys little friend" and so what I mean it's not like u can say he cheated (unless you have been dating for 5 years and to all u retards going to coment "well the kids 4 not 5" it takes 10 month to make a baby) but that's unlikely
nabo4u 0
ydi for living in sin
nerdsgetmehot 23
#45 Not everyone shares your beliefs.
nabo4u 0
#50 it was a joke. lighten up
nabo4u 0
I am without sin. so I'm going to throw a big stone at you
Trollz4daLULZ 2
it's not GNEISS to throw stones at people; you could put an eye out ORE cause other damage.
Mattskii 0
I rape in MW2:)
neayo 0
that's when background checks Comecon handy
ashleytiffany 0
so he has a kid or he is the kid???
jizzmode 0
I think OP means her boyfriend because she has to "deal with" him. If there actually was a 4 year old, she's probably not going to be dealing with that. Very confusing, YDI for attempting humor and failing.
XScarlet 4
to those of you who think she meant that her boyfriend has a four year old, are you people all DAFT? Believe it or not, regardless of how well you know a person, there are things that you won't realize or just don't become clear until you move in with them. It's pretty scary how dependent a guy can become on his girlfriend when they live together... how 'bout that? Just like a 4 year old. FYL, OP... I feel your pain...
Erh96 0
...And you didn't realize this before you moved with him?
jcard1224 0
I'm guessing your boyfriend has ADD. I live with my ADD bf and it's the same thing. sorry OP but either learn to deal with it or move out and on. you should have seen it if you've been with him for 2 years already so ydi.
jcard1224 0
my mistake. I confused fmls. she didn't say she was with him for 2 years at all. that was another post. but even then ydi for moving in too soon or not seeing it beforehand.