beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Amersham, United Kingdom
Redecorating
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months moved into my apartment. I had never been to his place because his roommate was a drug addict, so it came as quite a surprise when he brought three taxidermied cats with him, insisting that I let him mount them in the living room. FML
Anonymous
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Karen
Usually a bad omen
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
crazy cat lady
Fredericton, Canada
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
CollegeBound
Tully, United States
Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML
jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
K..
Australia
Put your foot down
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Nicole557
United States
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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brutulll 0
pretty sure she could be saying he has a 4year old ?
Jimboom 12
You must have jumped into this relationship too soon if you really didn't know he acted like that. Next time actually get to know the person before committing to such a big step. You 2 deserve each other.
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Comments (80)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Very lacking in details and clarity. YDI for poor writing.
justsayfuck 5
Wauw. I never thought I would agree with you, but the day has come! :D What happened with the 'YDI for having a cat. YDI for having a boyfriend. YDI for moving in.'?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Meh, I vary it up sometimes. I like to build expectations, and then completely go against them. I agree with your posts all the time; I just almost never say so b/c it's more fun to be an ass :P
Domonator 16
Clarity? What clarity?
Haha_donkey 0
worst fml I ever read
ImSoBaKed 0
He never told you his age? You're a sicko for going out with a 4 year old!
fuck_this_shit_5 0
that ment he had a kid you dumb ass lol
Shookitup 0
you spelled "meant" wrong.
KrystalCaliyah 0
well maybe you should move in with a man when hes your husband . this is why you do you when your not married you dont live with someone
Trollz4daLULZ 2
hes her bf when you are you your gf for not lerning engilish.
KrystalCaliyah 0
you do you = worry about yourself && be on your own not living with a man. && hes = her significant other
KrystalCaliyah 0
&& ithought it meant he acts like a 4 year old
owo_fml 9
Brilliantly worded FML. Just for that, I'll sympathize. F your life(:
melissarawr1216 0
oo burn.
fartingdogprego 0
It gets better with time. They even become husband material. You never get used to them leaving their undies sunny-side up, but it makes you want to hit them less and less as time goes on.
lorianngie 0
Does he act 4, or does he have a 4 year old kid? YDI for being so vague. You obviously don't know how to communicate, and I can't imagine how that lack of communication carries over to other areas of your life.