beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Amersham, United Kingdom
Redecorating
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months moved into my apartment. I had never been to his place because his roommate was a drug addict, so it came as quite a surprise when he brought three taxidermied cats with him, insisting that I let him mount them in the living room. FML
Anonymous
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Karen
Usually a bad omen
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
crazy cat lady
Fredericton, Canada
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
CollegeBound
Tully, United States
Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML
jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
K..
Australia
Put your foot down
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Nicole557
United States
Today, after a year and a half, I finally admitted to myself that I'm in an abusive relationship. Not with a person though. With my cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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brutulll 0
pretty sure she could be saying he has a 4year old ?
Jimboom 12
You must have jumped into this relationship too soon if you really didn't know he acted like that. Next time actually get to know the person before committing to such a big step. You 2 deserve each other.
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orlandobitch 0
if it's a child wait till they turn six that's when they think it's funny to curse and yell mainly becouse they watch Disney channel so random tip: block Disney channel or pay the consequences with ******* Miley Cyrus blasting on a boombox
amyhanks 0
Haha, gotta love boyfriends (: I admit, it can get pretty annoying, but sometimes the helplessness can seriously put a smile on my face.
persephone13 0
Suck it up, OP--part of living with your man is realizing that no matter how old he is, he's going to act his shoe size once in a while. But if he starts throwing daily tantrums and refusing to do ANYTHING but play video games and eat cheetos then it might be time to go. :P
JokeMeister 0
You saw signs B4 you moved in. Your Fault.
SirSwali 0
in cat to human years I think that makes him middle aged... I don't the FML here... FAIL!!
stevenmx86 8
Ydi.. You picked him..
BigRedDilDoTIME 1
ohh boo hoo ya moany bitch