Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML
Today, a co-worker called in sick due to a family emergency. I ended up working an unplanned 12-hour overnight shift. After I clocked out, I dragged myself out to the parking lot to go home. Someone had smeared tacos all over my car. FML
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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MissEmma_fml 22
If it was raining, why would you put the papers on the roof of your car?
BeRealB 4
Time to find the reset button on your day
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BeRealB 4
Time to find the reset button on your day
annie_nk 23
If only it were that easy.
ArbiterOfFML 24
were it so easy?
HahaBoy 0
This is why you always email it to yourself.
bakunin 4
10- go to staples and buy a easy button.
sillyyanks 24
I assume you pulled over instantly and ran about picking them up. If not YDI.
chippa 24
52, it was raining. They were obviously ruined pretty quickly there...
MissEmma_fml 22
If it was raining, why would you put the papers on the roof of your car?
OhDearBetrayal 25
People do crazy things...when they're in love. Oh, sorry, I meant to say "when they're half dead from lack of sleep and feel like they're on the edge of being bat shit crazy for procrastinating until a day before."
BRLHP 24
They have magical things called garages. Perhaps OP put the papers on top of the car, inside the garage.
chane1100 6
Because this story is fake.
MormonPornstar 7
My thoughts exactly. But then I put my thinking cap on and figured he probably had some sort of garage.
BeRealB 4
Shoulda had a V8
BeRealB 4
Damn. Thought my first comment didn't post. My apologies
Ajwc101 24
If you saved it go back home and reprint. You would be late but at least you would have your work.
dohdohdoh 13
But then it wouldn't be an fml. Just an aaaawww ****!!!
ljord2n 4
Just reprint it
Ajwc101 24
That's what I just said...
A7XCamaro 19
Calm down 7, you both posted at nearly the same time.
BRLHP 24
Because #7 was clearly overreacting...
A7XCamaro 19
To me it came across as he was a little irritated. I'll admit I could be wrong, emotions don't always transfer well through text.
Ajwc101 24
18 - I am calm I was just letting #6 know in case he/she wanted to edit their comment.
chippa 24
By the time you had commented, it was too late for 6 to edit their comment.
nanpooo 6
I hope you have a copy of it. You should have sent it to yourself to prevent anything like this.
mercymedical 6
Why would you put papers on top of a car if its raining....?
emilyjgraham 34
he probably has a garage.
annie_nk 23
At first I wondered why you would put your papers on the roof of your car when it's raining. But you stayed up all night and are most likely not thinking straight from sleep deprivation.
nesscafe_fml 17
Why has no one considered the fact that they might have a garage..?
annie_nk 23
Good point.
siberianhamster 17
'Remove head from sphincter, then drive!'
TurtleSmile 14
You put important papers on the roof of your car while it was raining out.. For your sake I hope you did that while your car was in the garage, and not in the already wet outdoors.