Today, I just got back from a party, where I spent most of the night comforting the girl I like. Why? Because the guy she likes was being grinded on by another girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I went to a party where a girl I like was there. I wanted to dance with her. She rebuffed me and said, “Consent matters.” Later on, I saw her grinding with another guy she'd just met. So apparently “consent matters” with me, a friend of two years, but not for a complete stranger. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
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MN_girl21 7
Have you told her how you feel?
BloodyButUnbowed 32
I clicked YLS, but I couldn't help wondering ... does this other woman even know that 1. you're a lesbian, and 2. you want to date her? Also, are you sure she's bi? Unless all three answers are yes, it was pretty reasonable for her to assume you, as her friend, would sympathize. Still no fun for you, of course.
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MN_girl21 7
Have you told her how you feel?
baristalbc 18
Sounds like an opportunity to me, albeit not a great one.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
I clicked YLS, but I couldn't help wondering ... does this other woman even know that 1. you're a lesbian, and 2. you want to date her? Also, are you sure she's bi? Unless all three answers are yes, it was pretty reasonable for her to assume you, as her friend, would sympathize. Still no fun for you, of course.
RichardPencil 32
Just for fun, call her by her sister’s name and see what happens.
thomasthedankengine 11
wouldnt that be a win?