MissArizona
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Make it so
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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flagshipfail 0
well then you better address him as such.
pinkerbell 8
Your dad is awesome.
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Comments (109)
StoneGlory 4
Tell him he should call you "Number One" then :P l
azhang1066 12
What's wrong with Picard?
Euronymous93 29
Yeah OP quit complaining. Your dad is awesome!
WarMachine68 24
How is this an issue?!
archerchic 6
Oh my gosh Picard is the best!!
Coolaidegirl 18
you could always pretend to be Q
psycho_chick98 12
try getting called that every day cause your last name is Pickard
WillMM76 12
Respect your Captain!
coius 23
Just make it so!