Today, my little sister received a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waved her wand at me. She said, "Abracadabra, bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and said, "Can't you just act pretty?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I decided to try wearing eyeshadow, even though I'm not that girly. When I asked for help after several failed attempts, my sister walked in and said, "It's easy, just do what I do." She put the makeup on herself and looked amazing. She's eight. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
You can ACT pretty? I wish someone would have told me that sooner. I guess I should walk around "acting pretty", and I'll steal all the guys away from the really pretty girls. Suh-weet!
offtheheezy 0
Damnnnnnnn. That sucks. Your sister is hilarious. If that was done to me, though, that would probably make me want to tear up. FYL.
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Comments (109)
allmidnighteyes 11
OP's sister probably looked like this doing it http://i28.tinypic.com/2zzqcxz.jpg Yeah, I'm like, the next Picasso
AnnannA4 0
lol
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
That is an amazing picture. xD OP: Please, ask your sister how one acts pretty. Seriously, I would have a long time ago if I knew it were possible. I feel so out of the loop now.
canucksrule88 0
awesome pic
alj_fml 0
xD That picture was epic. Thanks for the laugh.
xxXChiiXxx 2
lol I want to click on it, but I'm scared it's going to go to a **** site or crash my computer. o__o
Luky_fml 0
oh please, how is a little girl supposed to know what others find attractive in a female btw, i love the pic allmidnighteyes
zapskimmer 0
YDI for not acting pretty bitch!
genius_man16 1
That seems like an odd thing for a sister to randomly say, I feel like there is something missing from the FML...
screwtaylor 0
I thought Costumes were only supposed to be worn for Halloween? *sigh* The OP could of also told her littler sister "Could you just act like your not annoying?" that would have been a good one. Anyway, I think the OP's little sister is just jealous, because Sydney is older and has boobs and she doesn't.
Intoxicunt 6
I'm jealous too, if she has boobs. :/
screwtaylor 0
Us both.
Luky_fml 0
dont worry taylor we already know
Starchild21 3
as a third party "observer" lol! im pretty sure u both dont have anything to not feel confident about :)
singachic87 0
@ taylor: most little girls i know like to play dress-up, princess, etc. it's not that strange to receive a costume in a season other than halloween.
Intoxicunt 6
Haha, thanks #41, but in my pic, I'm leaning over. I DO have something to worry about. =(
Nakedsquirrel 5
Well?! Why COULDN'T you just act pretty?! Why couldn't you humor a sweet little girl and play along?! What a ******* bitch! Your mother must not have taught you any manners!
Lichinamo 33
Dude(or dudette),it's offensive to be called ugly.You can't act pretty.If you could,I would have started a looooong time ago. Plus,OP's little sister has her own opinion of pretty.And it's the sister who's a bitch.
xmaggerzz 0
aww sweetie. maybe a makeover?
zeal 0
So your life is ****** because some little kid didn't think you were pretty? These "OMG SOMEONE SAID I WAS UGLY FML FML FML" FMLs need to stop, because they're getting annoying.
ily_hun996 0
if they're so annoying to you, don't waist your time commenting =P
Sessee 4
Waste.
polarbare 0
THIS IS GAY... SERIOUSLY... YDI FOR BEING UGLY
Sessee 4
At least she cares enough to want you to be not hideous.