Today, my little sister received a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waved her wand at me. She said, "Abracadabra, bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and said, "Can't you just act pretty?" FML
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Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I decided to try wearing eyeshadow, even though I'm not that girly. When I asked for help after several failed attempts, my sister walked in and said, "It's easy, just do what I do." She put the makeup on herself and looked amazing. She's eight. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
You can ACT pretty? I wish someone would have told me that sooner. I guess I should walk around "acting pretty", and I'll steal all the guys away from the really pretty girls. Suh-weet!
offtheheezy 0
Damnnnnnnn. That sucks. Your sister is hilarious. If that was done to me, though, that would probably make me want to tear up. FYL.
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Comments (109)
Kevin_kna 0
your a stupid bitch... and **** your life!! you deserve it for being ugly as ****... or maybe fugly yah that's what you are... now go do us a favor and get a paper bag or a makeover... even your little sister thinks your an ugly son of a bitch!!! Have Fun :)
plexico 4
**** your aunt for giving your sister a defective magic wand! It didn't work! Next time your aunt ought to send your little sister some scrubs, a scalpel and some anesthetic and then she can make you pretty.
Intoxicunt 6
So your little sister is cuter than you AND she's clever. I guess we know who the favorite child is. I look forward to seeing you in ****. :)
bimmer09 0
you deserve it for being ugly
invisiblerabbit 0
if i were you, i would have punched the shit outta your bitch sister.
Chowi_fml 0
YDI for being ugly. Life's a bitch!
aback 5
Tell her to act ass-kicked. Correct her if she's not convincing enough.
Ranoona 0
your sis sound cute :P
killinmesmalls 0
who gives a shit.
THTB 3
+1 to the win sister.