Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML
Today, I discovered that, while not exactly probable, you can get pimples on your eyes that are only visible when you close said eye. I get them in all sorts of weird and uncomfortable places, but this takes the cake. How is that even possible? FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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Top comments
TheJester12 15
It's okay by the end of the day you'll have broken some kind of guiness worded record for the longest held stare as well as creeped the shit out of everyone around you :)
greenie213 23
Good idea! When in doubt, poke your eye with a needle.
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Comments (105)
dancgal 1
Try holding a hot wet towel against it. Trust me. Sounds weird but it helps those annoying pimples to go down.
chokefrantic 9
Actually, alternating between washcloths soaked in warm water and cold water help them go down quicker =]
redfishbluefish2 13
For me, that brings them out faster. But then you can pop them sooner so it works out.
mowmowlife 21
Glue rhinestones on your eyelids. You'll be the new pop sensation. (haaaah)
SkoomaKi 28
Eyepatch. You could totally pull off a pirate look, it's practical for covering the spot and it could be fun!
KiddNYC1O 22
Ooohhhh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Op square pants!
themarshal_fml 6
41 Spongebob was not a pirate. Just the dude who sang the theme song.
simonsaysYDI 8
Patchy the Pirate freaked me out.
KiddNYC1O 22
51- Work with me.
writergirl23 19
A pimple on your lip is worse, you taste it too
xXxIracebethxXx 14
ON the lip? Would that not be a coldsore? Or herpes?
Katy326 10
No it's not a cold sore. I've had them on the edge of my lip before. But tasting it? Thats f-ing disgusting!! I've never tasted them before!! =p
toenibbler 14
Cold sores are actually a mild strain of herpes.
nubnibbler 4
I read this while eating clam chowder..
simonsaysYDI 8
43, Does any type of blemish on the lip just automatically mean a cold sore to you? Canker sore on the inside of your lip???? Must be herpes.
Thor12 1
A sore on your lip isn't automatically herpes is could be a cold sore or a fever blister. It will go away in about a week in a half if it is. Idk about herpes
TheJester12 15
69 eating clam chowder you say? Just what did you mean by that ? ;)
animal50199 10
You should make an FML about it.
Eye_Eat_Brains 0
Pretty sure it is NOT impossibble to pop a pimple on your eyelid...unless it isn't even a pimple.
Calyx_fml 22
Maybe it's a toomah.
photoquilty 6
It's naht a toomah.
ChubbyNicki 6
Eyeshadow works for those.... It's really not hard
koolkat27 13
It must be a stye.
Leslier_fml 4
Its a stye. Dont try to pop it. Apply warm compresses for like 10 mins a few times a day and it will go away on its own.
drarmstrong 8
Finally, some decent advice.
Littlechicken_fml 0
Maybe you've created a new style, don't be that sad!