Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML
Today, I discovered that, while not exactly probable, you can get pimples on your eyes that are only visible when you close said eye. I get them in all sorts of weird and uncomfortable places, but this takes the cake. How is that even possible? FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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Top comments
TheJester12 15
It's okay by the end of the day you'll have broken some kind of guiness worded record for the longest held stare as well as creeped the shit out of everyone around you :)
greenie213 23
Good idea! When in doubt, poke your eye with a needle.
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Comments (105)
bigbadtim 7
Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck.
bookbrace 6
I was hoping there was a fellow Whovian on here.
slydfox 8
I only logged on to congradulate you on the reference, just watched that episode the othjer day xD
InsanePPG 25
Darn, someone beat me to it! But YAY for other fans!
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
It's just a stye if you don't mess with it'll go away. No big deal and maybe you should clean your makeup products so the bacteria doesn't stay on it and if it hurts really bad put ice on it or others prefer a warm towel on it.
animal50199 10
I didn't even know that was possible. Omg I'm never going to touch my eyelid again. FML.
ChakatBlackstar 29
well...at least you'll be in practice should you ever encounter the weeping angels.
weownthenightsom 4
that'll be great if you encounter a Weeping Angel!
marisadc79 0
That is probably not a pimple but a sty which is common and painful. Look it up on Web Md and see if your symptoms match. It can be as easy as using a washcloth with warm water to help. Hope you're better soon ouch.
Booker12 1
Sounds weird but put a tea bag in hot water for a few min and then put the tea bag on your eye a few times a day. The antioxidants in the tea help with the swelling and help it to go away and the heat feels good.
xgetxbentx 13
ORR, and this is just an idea, but you COULD get the **** over it and realize that pretty much everyone gets at least one pimple I'm their life. Pretty much my whole face (chin, cheeks, and one spot on my forehead) breaks out about twice a month. Yeah, it's a little embarrassing and a pain in the ass, but unless you have a big event tonight, you'll live.
username3fml 3
Most ppl here are wrong. I'm a medical student It's called a stye. It's an inflamed eyelash follicle. Your best bet is to place a warm cloth on it, at least 5 times aday. Don't touch or rub ur eyes. Take a motrin( unless allergies against Motrin or kidney disease)
talloctopus 7
Ewww