Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML
Today, I discovered that, while not exactly probable, you can get pimples on your eyes that are only visible when you close said eye. I get them in all sorts of weird and uncomfortable places, but this takes the cake. How is that even possible? FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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Top comments
TheJester12 15
It's okay by the end of the day you'll have broken some kind of guiness worded record for the longest held stare as well as creeped the shit out of everyone around you :)
greenie213 23
Good idea! When in doubt, poke your eye with a needle.
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Comments (105)
BlackBlazeCobra 16
I'm guessing it hurts to blink? Pimples are such a pain, especially in sensitive or odd areas.
MelieLovesYou 1
Could be a cyst. I've had it before as long as it dosent turn red and swell just put a hot face clothe on it for 10- 15 mins a day and it will get rid of it.
vbmg152 19
That's a stye! Go to the doctor! Throw away any eye makeup unless you wanna keep getting them!
sissycullen 4
It might not be a pimple, it is probably a stye. Those occur often when you don't wash your eye makeup off or sleep in it. Don't try to cover it up with makeup, that could make it worse.
Jeffo193 13
I had one inside my eyelid once that i had to get a cream for...maybe a doctor can help?
asleepingbear 8
Pimple = Poop In My Pants Like Ewoks
FranzFerdinand 18
Pimples suck whether you're self-conscious or not because they hurt (especially in more sensitive areas). You might not care about your appearance, but maybe the OP does- try to be a little more sensitive and a little less self-righteous, since there are definitely nicer ways to tell people not to worry too much about their looks. FYL OP, I've had bad pimples before too- good luck waiting it out.
PhannyPack09 8
You have a stye. Do not pop it it'll make it worse. Go to the doctor and keep a warm compress on it. Throw away makeup too and get some new ones.
gheebuttersnaps 4
Ewwwww that's so gross!
lifesucksfmll 5
If anyone asks just make some crazy story up about being bit by some weird spider for a day or two until it goes away. Freak some people out!