Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML
Today, I discovered that, while not exactly probable, you can get pimples on your eyes that are only visible when you close said eye. I get them in all sorts of weird and uncomfortable places, but this takes the cake. How is that even possible? FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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Top comments
TheJester12 15
It's okay by the end of the day you'll have broken some kind of guiness worded record for the longest held stare as well as creeped the shit out of everyone around you :)
greenie213 23
Good idea! When in doubt, poke your eye with a needle.
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Comments (105)
yourdepression 3
First world problems
babyd0ll11 2
I'm pretty sure that's a stye and popping it will make you go blind...
ejmedina94 5
It's probably a sti. Just put a really warm washcloth over it 3 times a day for 15 minutes and it'll go away.
solosohigh 15
as everyone said, most likely a stye. use a hot compress for a few days. there is a specific ointment for it; ask a pharmacist. I used to get these and someone recommended changing my mascara from the typical brands you buy at the store because they have bits of fiberglass (I think?) in it. bare minerals mascara has never caused me to form a stye.
natkat78 3
Why would you try to put makeup on it?? Dont pimples usually appear because you forget to wash off your makeup??? :3 checkmate! #sheldonmoments
sarko30 7
Hashtags are for twitter, not for FML.
rooisRAD 4
just tell people the Paris Hilton look is back in style.
13scarlett13 4
It sounds more like a cyst .
mtndoc 16
Could be a stye. Consider using a warm moist compress.
TeamTaurus22 0
It's probably not a pimple but a sty. My friend had her sty for a few months.
skittlestrailmix 14
That's a stye get cream from the drug store