Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML
Today, I discovered that, while not exactly probable, you can get pimples on your eyes that are only visible when you close said eye. I get them in all sorts of weird and uncomfortable places, but this takes the cake. How is that even possible? FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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Top comments
TheJester12 15
It's okay by the end of the day you'll have broken some kind of guiness worded record for the longest held stare as well as creeped the shit out of everyone around you :)
greenie213 23
Good idea! When in doubt, poke your eye with a needle.
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Comments (105)
williamcarter93 13
Presenting the new style...the offset Unicorn.
k_ninjaa 9
what?
lopsop 12
What means is that the pimple or unicorn horn is on op's eyeball instead of her forehead like a regular pimple/unicorn horn.
giantsfan2010 23
Most likely nobody will notice
xlittlemiss 0
I've had a tiny zit on my eyelid for months, no one notices :)
MagicGiraffe 12
Time to bond with your favorite pair of sunglasses! B-)
rainbowflag 2
you can't get a pimple on your eye lid look it up
TheJester12 15
It's okay by the end of the day you'll have broken some kind of guiness worded record for the longest held stare as well as creeped the shit out of everyone around you :)
TheJester12 15
World* god damn my fingers are fat as shit.
gracehi 33
Lol! Your corrective comment was better than your actual comment.
ant1078 7
I feel you pain #9
raw_tigahh 2
Is it me or both cars feel the same pain?
chokefrantic 9
Touché #45!!
lenluigi 6
try wearing sunglasses? I think I just figured out why people wear them inside...
icrest80 4
Lol it's because they're stoned
AnagenisisZagus 13
67- Holy shit. And I actually believed you, too. Deceiver!
seanc722 2
One reason why they might wear sunglasses inside. Something my uncle did. Got prescription sunglasses and forgot his reg. glasses. So either not see or look like a douche.
lonkite101 14
It'll go away soon enough OP, try to ignore it. best of luck ;)
Ajwc101 24
What's wrong with pimples? Almost everyone gets them at some point. By the way covering it up with make up just makes it worst.
downtime 13
Ah the problems teenagers face. How I wish I could go back to those ages where having a pimple on my eyelid could be considered a big deal, rather than a minor irritation.
lopsop 12
This happened to my cousin once it stays for a few days and then you pop it.
brohamas16 7
Haha sounds like you have the rest of your day planned out
Fruitmonster2 15
Then use a needle and pop it slowly? e.e
greenie213 23
Good idea! When in doubt, poke your eye with a needle.
PoseidonsSon 3
13- I don't understand your sarcasm. In almost any occasion, I always shove sharp objects near my face. It doesn't usually work, but it will someday.
kocoman500 2
120- 13's sarcasm was obvious; your joke was just shit
greenie213 23
120s joke was genius.
FaguIous 22
120, 13 was not being sarcastic.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I've had one on the inside of my ear before. Found out when I tried to put my headphones in....OW!
gracehi 33
You know what else sucks? I got a pimple inside my nose once. Couldn't pick my left nostril for a week.
PoseidonsSon 3
I've had both of these happen to me, and it's the worst kind of pain. Breaking bones has nothing on nose pimples.
PoseidonsSon 3
Nose pimples are the worst kind of pain. Breaking bones has nothing on the uncomfortableness of not being able To use a body part. I also love your picture.
greenie213 23
I don't think you'd want to pop a pimple on your eyelid. That would hurt like a bitch.
Sielune 8
Not only that, but the pressure applied will help to spread the bacteria as well.
greenie213 23
No need to bring science into this.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Op should put a hot rag on it.
OhhChelseaaa 0
It's not a pimple, dumb ****. It's a stigh.
mowmowlife 21
Excuse me but what the heck is a stigh
fadingaway 17
No, it's a stye. Who's the dumb **** now?
tatteduplette 8
#18 what is a stigh? really? look it up! sheesh.
gracehi 33
#18, It's an infection in the eyelid, or, in other words, a pimple on the eye lid.
mowmowlife 21
I got referred to 'Sty'. if you find a definition I'd be happy to read it.
iheartstewie7 5
It's actually spelled stye. It's like a pimple but it can take way longer to go away. It's usually from dirty makeup, not cleaning properly, & rubbing your eyes, leading to a blocked oil gland. Try getting lots of sleep & eating flax seeds. There was a girl at my school that had it for over a month..so try and fix it.
MizzKilljoy69 11
#11 chill the **** out, have you a picture of the pimple or "stigh" (ik it's a stye btw) don't be going around and calling people "dumb *****" with no good reason
cvspooner 1
Actually, you're the dumb ****. Styes are on the inside. If its on the outside it is a pimple.
Sielune 8
They're basically two sides of the same coin. Both are involved with dead skin cells blocking sebaceous glands, and a bacterial infection in the blocked area. You could say that when you get a blockage of the apocrine sweat glands or the sebaceous (oil) glands along the eyelashes resulting in a bacterial infection, it is a stye, sty, or hordeolum. Not a "stigh." Elsewhere, it can generally be considered a pimple. If this bacterial infection is on the hood of OP's eyelid (on the part that becomes exposed when you close your eyes), I would say that it was a pimple. I have gotten these once or twice. If it is on the edge of OP's eyelid along the eyelashes (as described above), I would say it is a stye.
greenie213 23
You are so ******* smart.
aliciacleopatra_fml_fml 6
aw don't be mean!:/
starflyer59 17
@tkay: I don't understand why you're getting thumbed down... is it because you gave a website that proved someone wrong?
SammyS2012 21
Why are Asians so smart? Lol :D
zaynismylove 2
#11 your the dumb ****
MURIKKA 11
No good sir I believe it is called a "pye"
b0ngs 7
^you're
jellycorn 13
Erm.. If we're still on the topic of getting rid of styes, the woman in the pharmacy told me to just put warm water on a cotton ball or something and hold it on the eye. If this is helpful. It seemed to work, anyway.
animal50199 10
LOL
starflyer59 17
your very first comment was...this?! you should be ashamed...
pikachu2000 7
If you're going to go ahead and make a "witty" comment, at least spell it right, dumbass. It's spelt stye.
DLBL 23
Who is the dumb ****? Did you see the eye? How do you know?