Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Speed
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Nervous
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Road rage
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Thanks dude!
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Creepypasta time
Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
Stranger Danger!
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
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wooley29 8
I hope the child is okay.
RainbowHeadache 2
& this is why I think the elderly should have to retake drivers Ed.
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cahlalsteel 1
Stupid drivers
SarcasticUnicorn 9
What do you expect of the elderly?
Melinadesu 3
To be considerate of people in critical health, since it could just as easily be them.
chell1894 13
****** old people
ilikeapplejuice 7
Old people are just walking sticks about to die. They shouldn't be on the road.
Dark__Angel66 24
Agreed, old people shouldn't be allowed to drive. They're dangerous -.-
uniongirl02 0
I prefer to call them "Old Farts" haha
Yoyolol_fml 3
Old people are horrible.
SillyFart 7
51- what about teenagers huh?? We can be classified as dangerous behind the wheel. Next time lay off the stereotypes please
rulezdunmatter 12
Not all old people are bad drivers. But I do agree that most of them are less suitable for driving because of the many problems and complications that come with old age. This is why some countries/states have laws which require those over a certain age to take a proficiency test before they can resume driving.
death_dolphin24 0
My grandpa is the exact opposite. He drives a Lamborghini and kills the stereotype.
Lludes 5
I absolutely agree with this. Some elderly people are a danger to themselves and others behind the wheel.
mrredkneck 2
It's not that they are bad drivers it's that their reaction time isn't very fast
rulezdunmatter 12
Which makes them bad drivers.
Big_Red_138 3
I get really annoyed really fast when it comes to stupid drivers. I've had one go 10mph in a 45mph zone, and about 75% of the people that do that are or look like they're over 65 years old.
changesinme 0
Those old ******* create an image that all old people are grumpy and make everyone else as miserable as they are, as a matter of fact there are many nice old people out there!
ImanAzol 4
Teenagers will probably improve. Fossils are only going to get worse.
FUUUandyourmom 16
"Teenagers will probably improve"? You want to compare teenagers ten years ago to now? If we stay at the rate we're 'improving'...
kcd159 0
It could more then likely be them. Since they are old and what not. They should have moved!!!
Goodlife918975 6
Asshole
Dishwad 0
I simply wish to know, at what age would one be considered "old" and not allowed on the road?
Dishwad 0
Also, when said "old person" reaches said age I believe that they should have to take a test to see if they're in a state of good physical and mental health for driving
erikaa916 0
and yet another reason why elders should not have their license.
PinkElephants713 6
Sounds like my grandmother ..
guyfawke 5
how did you hear the context if what they said? did you stop to exchange insurance information? stopping would be counterproductive, so unless they phoned you, you just proved that you are more concerned for insurance information from someone who deserved it, than a not breathing four-year-old.
skilova4lifezzz 19
#233 I don't know how it is in the states. But in Canada once you reach age 65 you have to do a yearly vision and knowledge test. To make sure you are safe behind the wheel still
Reaperbunni 4
In ontario its once you hit 80.
wooley29 8
I hope the child is okay.
Lanceeden 12
Grammar Nazi incoming. In the fml isn't it supposed to be 'breathe'?
FYLDeep 26
Relevance Nazi incoming. In your comment, wasn't it supposed to be relevant to was said before you?
FYLDeep 26
Way to remove the comment above me so I look like an idiot. Thanks mods.
Lanceeden 12
Sense. You sir make none of it.
VoteForTaco 8
^ lol same here
IBelongToJeebus 0
Serious grammar and punctuation Nazism.
kelissa_fml 16
Anyone who put he deserves it deserves to die...
NanillaVipples 2
I picture a horse and buggy, is that strange?
NeatNit 33
How in the world could OP end up in that position? Elderly couple must have ENHANCED LUNG CAPACITIES as well as SPITTING SKILLS OF DOOM
great_cornholio 0
If they were parents or grandparents of that 4 year old and rushing him to the hospital, they would run people over to get there.
yummylicious 5
Yes.
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Did he make it?
KindaFunnyRight 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why do you assume it's a he?
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Did (s)he make it?
Saltime 0
25, why does it matter?
urdirtyolduncle 15
Why is there no syrup on my pancakes?
farhil 14
In the English language, when the gender of a person is unknown, it is gramatically correct to use masculine pronouns. Better than calling him an 'it'
Zackaray 0
You idiots are missing the point. The question was, "Did he make it?" Regardless of the use of the word, "He", you knew the question was about the child, no? Stop being a prick, and leave it be. Plus, it is a very common thing to call a person a "he" when you do not know the gender, regardless if "There are more women in the world than men."
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
132, That's a lot of kitchens
aruam365 24
OP likely doesn't know if the patient survived. They'd only know if the child died on the way, or immediately after arriving at the hospital. Paramedics and EMTs job is to keep the patient alive until they arrive at the hospital, once hospital staff take over, the paramedics and EMTs leave to go on another call. In case my knowledge of the subject is tested; my sister is an EMT, and I've spent quite a bit of time in hospitals, I'm becoming a nurse.
StreetReaper 9
Coming from my perspective as a 20+ year paramedic, I usually try to find out the outcome of all of my critical patients. My follow-up is paramount to my own quality assurance. It lets me know what the differential was and if I was on target. It allows me to gain more experience and insight in the event I have similar future calls. Also, lay off the kid, it is a normal, HUMAN characteristic to want to know if the child survived.
downtime 13
170, Since I doubt the elderly couple hindered the child's progress in hospital it really doesn't matter what happened after the arrival. People want to know if this pair of self involved assholes caused a death with their stupidity.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
@ - 123 Actually, you can assume either gender pronoun, just as long as you remain consistent with what pronoun you are using to refer to the person.
melikesfml 11
25 stfu stupid troll
elenarox 1
wow... is the kid okay? :O
BlanketHogger 0
I hope so too. Also people like that should not be driving on the road. Some people are so ignorant now.
BeefyQueef 5
I like how people ask these types of questions and expect op to answer.
SolanumX 6
212- it's not totally unheard of for OP's to comment on their FML's.
RainbowHeadache 2
& this is why I think the elderly should have to retake drivers Ed.
chell1894 13
Thank god in Florida they do. Seriously I am so for at a certain age elderly retaking their drivers test. I have had dozens of close calls due to 60+ pulling out in front of me like 10 feet ahead, swirving, etc. I know my grandparents shouldn't be driving..
FYLDeep 26
Yeah, Florida is like America's retirement home, so if there's any state that should have a law like that, it's Florida.
RainbowHeadache 2
I didn't know any states did that. I've had quite a few problems with them myself.
bittersweet25 3
I'm all for it..I've had way to many close calls due to them not looking...
zenrael 21
Totally agree!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Personally, I think everyone should have to retake the driving test every five years or so. The further one gets from the time he/she passed the test, the more one seems to let slide.
FYLDeep 26
#210 - I know your heart's in the right place, but that's just way too many trips to the DMV. That place is hell on Earth. Old people should though. For them it's not just a matter of carelessness, it's a matter of being physically incapable of being sharp in the head enough to handle driving.
rumroomi 3
You like to ask questions. Lol very well then, ask away lol ;)
Honda288 2
Yes! Hell yes, kick the non-driving ******* off the road. I don't hate old people at all but for gods sake most of them cannot drive.
yesyesnonono 10
You are a wonderful person.
pal_in_d_rome 2
It makes sense! After all, you have to renew everything else. Such as first aid courses, health card numbers, your license plants, your passport, etc etc
melikesfml 11
Look at 221's pict. Quite obviously another mans semen on his chest.
littlewifey 7
Or at least be evaluated more often after a certain age
EliteSoccer6 0
god damn !!! this is what service people get? trying to save peoples life and get scream att ??? REALLYY!?!
StreetReaper 9
Screamed at, spit on, punched and kicked. Just another days work. We don't do this for the money or the glory (it doesn't exist). This is the price we pay keeping a lid on the garbage called the general public.
doglady 16
Yup, it is.
minidinosaurgoes 9
And watch you become their ambulance driver when they get hurt
jmelsha11 11
Agreed. And they will die in the back because you "Don't want to run people off the road".
dinoluvsrawr 2
That's not an excuse to kill someone D:
StreetReaper 9
Karma's a bitch.
melimeli628 10
Question, if the OP was in a rush, how was there time to stop for the stupid people??
rulezdunmatter 12
It's possible he was near the hospital and they followed/came across him again. Either that or OP might have returned to explain the situation to them.
Shrike 24
I've seen some psycho bastards in my time. If they get that pissed off it's not a surprise that they'd follow the vehicle and harass the driver once he got to the hospital. You really shouldn't underestimate the elderly.
diidiimi 10
If they followed with intent to harass, could they then be subject to arrest for obstructing the emergency services?
smoke_eater05 0
Failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. I'd call the local police dept
AshleyCole 0
What the ****. Don't worry they'll die soon enough.
yunilee7 4
You're disturbed.
Scnared4life 0
Haha ikr
luvsumer 20
Wtf? What kind of sick person are you?
my2centsworth 15
The law requires that drives give right of way to emergency vehicles. Did you call law enforcement to take care of the non compliant driver? How did they manage to spit on you? I can't imagine that once they were out of the way you stopped to have a conversation with them.
BeefyQueef 5
That's what I was thinking. This FML just doesnt quite add up