Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML
Today, I discovered that, while not exactly probable, you can get pimples on your eyes that are only visible when you close said eye. I get them in all sorts of weird and uncomfortable places, but this takes the cake. How is that even possible? FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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Top comments
TheJester12 15
It's okay by the end of the day you'll have broken some kind of guiness worded record for the longest held stare as well as creeped the shit out of everyone around you :)
greenie213 23
Good idea! When in doubt, poke your eye with a needle.
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Comments (105)
photoquilty 6
Hot compress!
kimg0885 23
Don't **** with it! My mom had the same thing though it was a pimple and tried to pop it. Long story short she had to have surgery to remove it. Do the compress everyone is talking about and hopefully that will help.
kimg0885 23
* thought sorry grammar nazis
TheGurl25 3
Haha sucks
rooney0710 5
I see how that can be annoying.
RosaLeigh98 0
I didn't know that was possible?! Good luck with your eyelid pimple OP!
Boob_fml 6
Eyelid removal is the way to go.
Unbweavable 17
That is the grossest/funniest thing I've ever read
rooney0710 5
You don't read much. Today I read about cannibals making soup out of penises in the paper
DracoSpirita 21
65 - What paper do you read? I want to start reading that one too!
Unbweavable 17
Don't be dumb. Pretty sure that I meant ON HERE since I wrote it ON HERE.
downtime 13
106, You don't seem to understand how the English language works. You're the stupidest person I've ever encountered. What, I meant in this thread, jeez, since I typed it on this thread...how did you not get that?!
Unbweavable 17
124 I don't remember paying you any tuition. You are NOT my English professor. Please take a seat.
downtime 13
134, You're right, you really should be paying me to educate you so the rest of us can understand what you say without the need for a linguistics degree.
kyndal_stasi 2
It's called a stye
rems109 5
Op, do not try to pop it. It's probably a stye and it could end up really bad if you pop it. Put a warm wet rag on it, and wash it with no tears baby shampoo. It should go away in 2-3 days.
alycion 39
Put a hot tea bag on it when you get home. Draws it out and dries it out. Just make sure it's not too hit do you don't burn yourself.
crazybunnyattack 11
Then she'll end up like ole popcorn face in the other FML