Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML
Today, I discovered that, while not exactly probable, you can get pimples on your eyes that are only visible when you close said eye. I get them in all sorts of weird and uncomfortable places, but this takes the cake. How is that even possible? FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I have a gigantic zit inside my left nostril. Good news: no one can see it and no need for makeup on it. Bad news: my nose really itches, and I constantly feel like I'm about to sneeze it out like a foreign object. FML
Today, I woke up with my eye swollen half shut. To spare the embarrassment, I asked my mom if I could stay home from school. She said no, but also attempted to make me feel better by saying that with my eye, my acne was unnoticeable. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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Top comments
TheJester12 15
It's okay by the end of the day you'll have broken some kind of guiness worded record for the longest held stare as well as creeped the shit out of everyone around you :)
greenie213 23
Good idea! When in doubt, poke your eye with a needle.
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Comments (105)
AnonTEARS 2
It's called a Stye. Some are more severe than others. Some can form inside your eyelid too. If it doesn't clear up immediately, go see your doctor. He/she will be able to remove it.
Korra_fml 23
you could always put on a pair of sun glasses... then you're free to blink as you please
how2info 5
What's so bad about a pimple? Seriously.
sarahlovesyewxD 8
Anyone notice OP's username? 'CantBlink' I think you got this all one your own bud. Can't feel good though. Good luck with it!
harrypotterluver 3
I've had this problem many times before. If you think it may be a sty, then all you have to do is get a hand towel and soak it in some hot water and keep it on your eye for ten minutes. Then, soak it in some cold water and do the same. Repeat every day until it is gone (usually takes one to two days). Try not o touch it. When this happened to me at school, everyone thought I had pinkeye and sent me home. :( Sty's are no fun but most of the time they happen because of an infected eyelash. Don't know if you still need the advice but good luck! Hope I helped.
jalapeno47 5
Is it a sty? I had one once. Went away in a few days if you don't pick at it
DonareGa 8
Just like a Doctor Who episode. "Don't blink!"
Maydayparade9456 10
Actually you can put a rag in warm.water and put it around the bump.
cated3 1
That shit is probably a stye not a pimple..
iiloki 6
You're all dumbfucks. It's not a pimple or a stye; it's a milia. Milia are nodules of protein and dead cells trapped under the skin, you can't pop them because they don't form from dirty pores, but from dead material getting trapped under a layer of new skin. They go away eventually.