Today, I arranged a romantic dinner for my boyfriend. His favourite meal, fresh flowers, scented candles. Everything went beautifully, at least until he wrapped an arm around me and whispered, "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood horrifically ruined. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML
Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with candles and a sexy outfit. When he came in, he insisted that we needed music to help set the mood. Thirty minutes later, he's still searching for a song. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said, "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML
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shift_love 13
Well? Didn't you want some? Why are you playing those love games?
mrszane93 5
Say " After you eat my pussy"
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Comments (181)
BecomeMine 0
I'm guessing that's why he went along with it, because he wants some...
spottyblanket 8
Aww come on op, you did all that stuff and made him happy. He likes you and wants you, he is saying you seduced me! I like you! If you want him to say deeper stuff to you, you have to say stuff to him too.
withasmile 3
Some guys are romantic, some aren't. Some girls are too uptight too and expect too much. (You did make it for him, right?) Either find yourself another boyfriend who gets 'romance' or learn to deal with the one you got and relax and enjoy. Guarantee your new romantic boyfriend will manage to ruin your perfect fantasy in other ways. It's always a trade off. ( I myself would've laughed and said yes, please make love to me with your dick - because I'm not uptight and no fun and let my guy be himself.)
xxjdunnxx09 1
I would've said the same thing to my wife, she would've responded with, "in my mouth"? That's why we're married. Haha but seriously, she would've. Haha
5t3ff1k4h 47
Nobody cares.
ChubbyNicki 6
How is that an FML?
SpaceCadet87 0
You totally wanted dick.
pjsr 33
It sounds like you were giving him YOUR idea of a romantic evening, giving him what YOU would want, not what HE would want. He offered in return what he really wanted - his idea of a romantic evening and you got offended
sinn3r76 9
That's ****** hilarious
Evenzzon 1
Danskar...
lukemack 4
That sounds like something I would do :p