Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Nutty4Muffs 3
Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.
seximexi911 10
Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha
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Comments (141)
ravenxcorvinus 9
sounds like "behavior adjustments" should be reinforced again..
kristena103 14
Quit the job :) u'll feel much better.
Sanch101 7
There must be some seriously dysfunctional families out there to learn some of those behaviour.
KiddNYC1O 22
Because men can be bitches.
hateevryone 15
Don't you just love kids?
lvl19virgin 0
Damn Mexicans...lol
thatcaligirl 5
Maybe they work with special ed kids, my mom is a kindergarden special ed teacher and I went into her class and came out being hit in the head with 8 pound bowling ball... After that I realized anything is possible...
cooLING 0
Yes! Exactly what I was thinking. OP mentions that this was a good day, which eliminates regular classes because this level of chaos wouldn't happen daily even in an urban school setting. My mom also taught kindergarten with a bilingual extension, so I definitely know where you're coming from.
thatcaligirl 5
Yeah! Because my moms idea of a good day is not being bit haha. She has to be super careful. Though the kids she works with cant talk so I don't know... but maybe the kids this OP is working with isn't nonverbal they are just challenged in some way...
QWERTYCommander 5
"Ghetto Kindergarten" could be the name of a band. Don't know what genre they would be, but still.
3yellowzebras 19
It's got to be gangsta rap, yeah that's the ticket! You should copyright that name :)
WhiteCivilRights 2
You must work at one of Sweden's new mandated "Diversity" neighborhoods with the imported Somalis. Malmo? Rosengard? Thank your local liberal for turning Sweden into ghetto hellhole!
XxMoeMoexX 5
Fake profile picture much? Haha xD