Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Nutty4Muffs 3
Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.
seximexi911 10
Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha
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Comments (141)
kortex_fml 1
Nuts and bitch doesent add up
asherm 15
Keep syringes full of Ativan, like little tranq guns. Or there's always pepper spray or stun gun. J/K people!!! Seriously though, people need to start raising, disciplining their children and not letting them get away with that behavior!
mabsc01 5
U need a new job
catman911 3
That is horrible. Who teaches their children those words.
jjmiller1001 17
Must be inner city w/ all the gang homies
Tdevonner 0
Ghetto or gang inner city children dont go around calling ppl bitch n kickin in the nuts for the hell of it. The real bad ones punch or use weapons if they feel wronged. Rich white kids in the burbs however are little devils since they kno they can usually get what they want by
rogermar000 0
Yah, I'm sure that's true.
Tdevonner 0
That is why I work in a proffesion where my patients are knocked out....n during the times they are awake, I can legal drug them if they piss me off lol
dayzz1 10
Reminds me of daddy day care haha fyl though sorry
Tdevonner 0
Throwing tantrums. Inner city kids may be bad but they kno that if they act like that it better damn well be worth the ass whoopin theyre gonna get when they go home. (sry id accisentally hit spill the beans in the middle of commentjng)
enroutetothesky 0
I'm in the same boat. Don't kindergarteners rock?!