Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got an invitation in the mail for my dad's third wedding. My first name was misspelled on the envelope. FML
Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
News to me
Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Am I a joke to you?
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
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Sipos 0
Some sites ask you for you mail password then invite all your contacts. I assume that is what happened.
aichd13 4
maybe he gets site credit if he sends it to people?
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Comments (17)
wiseoldone 0
#2 Email invitation TO a dating site.
slyvanilla_creme 0
why would he want you to have an affair if your married to his son?
domolovesyoshi 33
he obviously doesn't like or trust her and is trying to catch her out for either cheating or attempting to
Sipos 0
Some sites ask you for you mail password then invite all your contacts. I assume that is what happened.
jim_witness 0
yea, he thinks about you in the shower.
poppysead1 0
Or is this maybe a way of telling her that his son wants a divorce?
hudecova 0
ahaha that probably means somethinggggg lol
samba6970 0
probably a spam....or virus on his e-mail
emo_fail_child 0
it could be auto spam
tsim14 4
It's probably some chain email or something, maybe a joke...?
shhhitsasecret 0
could be spam