Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
Today, after a very long and stressful day at school, I had to go to work right after. There's no better way to start my shift than getting screamed at by a Karen. FML
Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Top comments
Nutty4Muffs 3
Oh I love this phase! It's just the sugar talking.
seximexi911 10
Damn what part of town do you live in? Haha
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Comments (141)
anythingmustbe 18
Only in sweden!
insanelyXnikki 18
Dude... Where do you work??
happychick12 0
Some peoples children.
qwertyuiop100 2
every fml that has to do with kids ALWAYS have atleast one "kids say the dar nest things, dont they?!" comment..ik someone already said it but........why not .....dont kids say the darnest things???:D
NerdyWaffles 0
I think you need a new job. Maybe something that uses computers. Atleast they can hurt u (:
Yung23 0
Lmfao
ImissCaleb 16
Why don't you just get another job?
Epichearts 2
Haha and to think those little brats are our future. Humanity is screwed.
ryanbeast 7
Why can't you discipline them? Give them a detention, take away their play time, or send them to the office. You are the teacher and you should be in control!
Zoranius 6
I'm from Sweden too and that kindergarden sounds terrible..